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  • Darwin Gets three this time!

    WTF where they thinking!

    (22 March 1999, Phnom Penh) Decades of armed strife have littered Cambodia with unexploded munitions and ordnance. Authorities warn citizens not to tamper with the devices.

    Three friends recently spent an evening sharing drinks and exchanging insults at a local cafe in the southeastern province of Svay Rieng. Their companionable arguing continued for hours, until one man pulled out a 25-year-old unexploded anti-tank mine found in his backyard.

    He tossed it under the table, and the three men began playing Russian roulette, each tossing down a drink and then stamping on the mine. The other villagers fled in terror.

    Minutes later, the explosive detonated with a tremendous boom, killing the three men in the bar. "Their wives could not even find their flesh because the blast destroyed everything," the Rasmei Kampuchea newspaper reported.
    Why is it called tourist season, if we can't shoot at them?

  • #2
    Not thinking, I would think...
    -We stop learning when We die, and some
    people just don't know They're dead yet!

    Member of the COC!
    Minister of Confused Knightly Defence (MCKD)

    Food for thought...
    - Remember when naps were a bad thing?
    - Remember 3 is the magic number....

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    • #3
      They were drunk, and therefore invincible.


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      "Sir, I pulled you over because you're driving a little erratic. Are you drunk, sir?"

      "I dunno. Are there any fat chicks in the back?" Turns to look behind him. "Holy $#!&, there's two of them."


      Jammrock
      “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
      –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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      • #4


        I'm sure that's been a Darwin story before...just not with a landmine? Does it ring bells with anyone else?
        FT.

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        • #5
          Does with me.

          Funny

          Jamm, I don't think I get your anecdote

          AZ
          There's an Opera in my macbook.

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          • #6
            Try this one:

            A man gets pulled over and the officer walks out and signals for the man to roll down his window (in the US the officer is the one that gets out of the car, not the other wasy around like I know some countries do).

            "I pulled you over because you're driving a little erratic," said the officer. "Are you drunk, sir?"

            "I dunno," replied the man, a little slurred. "Are there any fat chicks in the back?" The man stops and thinks to himslef for a second, and then looks in the back seat. "Holy $#!&, there's two of them."

            ......

            If that doesn't clear it up, I'm sorry. Just think: beer goggles.
            “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
            –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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