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  • Reality..............

    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
    1. Let him have s e x with you




    HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY



    All you have to do is be:
    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father figure
    6. a teacher
    7. an educator
    8. a cook
    9. a gardener
    10. a carpenter
    11. a driver
    12. an engineer
    13. a mechanic
    14. an interior decorator
    15. a stylist
    16. a sex therapist
    17. a gynaecologist/obstetrician
    18. a psychologist
    19. a psychiatrist
    20. a therapist
    21. a good father
    22. a gentleman
    23. well organised
    24. tidy
    25. very clean
    27. athletic
    28. affectionate
    29. affable
    30. attentive
    31. ambitious
    32. amenable
    33. articulate
    34. bold
    35. brave
    36. creative
    37. courageous
    38. complimentary
    39. capable
    40. decisive
    41. intelligent
    42. imaginative
    43. interesting
    44. prudent
    45. patient
    46. polite
    47. passionate
    48. respectful
    49. sweet
    50. strong
    51. skilful
    52. supportive
    53. sympathetic
    54. tolerant
    55. understanding
    56. someone who loves shopping
    57. someone who doesn't make problems
    58. someone who never looks at other women
    59. very rich



    AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE YOU



    60. Are neither jealous nor disinterested
    61. get on well with her family, but don't spend more time
    with them than with her
    62. give her space, but show interest and concern in where she
    goes



    ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO



    63. Not forget the dates of
    * anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date...)
    * graduation
    * birthday
    * menstruation.



    However, even if you observe the above instructions perfectly,
    you are not 100% guaranteed that she will be happy, as she could
    one day feel overcome with the suffocating perfection of her life
    with you, and run off with the first wild bastard-bohemian-drunk she
    meets...
    Lawrence

  • #2
    ROFLMAO
    Alcohol and Drugs make life tolerable.

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      • #4
        Oh so true
        System : ASUS A8N SLI premium, Athlon 64X2 3800+, 2Gb, T7K500 320Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb ATA133, Nec ND-3520, Plextor PX130A, SB Audigy 2, Sapphire Radeon X800 GTO, 24" Dell 2407WFP.

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        • #5
          Err you forgot to mention the "get naked and bring beer" before having sex to make a man happy
          System : ASUS A8N SLI premium, Athlon 64X2 3800+, 2Gb, T7K500 320Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb ATA133, Nec ND-3520, Plextor PX130A, SB Audigy 2, Sapphire Radeon X800 GTO, 24" Dell 2407WFP.

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          • #6

            I hope that's not too pertinent to you LvR

            Great ads on this thread btw (Do I need Therapy? and some dodgy operation).
            FT.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Fat Tone

              I hope that's not too pertinent to you LvR
              Nah - not really - still quite happy according to the definition, but I am not going to cancel my permanent add in a local paper for one "wild bastard-bohemian-drunk" - just in case I have an epiphany you understand
              Lawrence

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