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    Jerry Springer material...

    ABC News – Breaking News, Latest News and Videos
    http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=528203
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    Quick sum: Guy (appears to be a lawyer) has an affair with a female doctor. Female doctor gives guy "oral sex," keeps the sperm and gets herself pregnant with it. Two years after the baby is born she sues the guy for child support. Now the guy is counter sueing for emotional distress.

    ...hahahahaha...

    That's so wrong.

    Jammrock
    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett
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  • #2
    But he can't claim theft, the ruling said, because the sperm were hers to keep.
    ROFLMAO!
    P.S. You've been Spanked!

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    • #3
      "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."
      One more thing I have to make clear with my intern...
      P.S. You've been Spanked!

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      • #4
        Damn, Boris Becker got scrued like this so now everybody's getting in on the act
        All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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        • #5
          I'd say, if the sperm were hers to keep and she deposited them you-know-where, than she is the father.
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          • #6
            aye, I tend to agree. maybe not call her the father, but it follows the same rules as a sperm donor - sorta.

            She chose to impregnate herself, without his concent or knowledge.

            She should have no ability to claim child support from him
            Juu nin to iro


            English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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            • #7
              Guess he will be more careful in future, or just make sure....
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Fluff
                Guess he will be more careful in future, or just make sure....
                Make sure of what? That she swallows?
                Last edited by High_Jumbllama; 28 February 2005, 09:08.

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                • #9
                  it's a male doctor?
                  Join MURCs Distributed Computing effort for Rosetta@Home and help fight Alzheimers, Cancer, Mad Cow disease and rising oil prices.
                  [...]the pervading principle and abiding test of good breeding is the requirement of a substantial and patent waste of time. - Veblen

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by High_Jumbllama
                    Make sure of what? Thay she swallows?
                    That would be an interesting addition to a romantic night out: "Open wide and say Aaaa, dear"
                    All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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