What does your name mean?

[EnglandJoe]

http://www.kabalarians.com/index.cfm

While the name Joe creates the urge to be kind and thoughtful to others, we stress that it causes frustration through a scattered and emotional nature. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid systems, liver and the bloodstream.

As Joe, you are spontaneous, happy-go-lucky, and you enjoy the company of others--the more the merrier. You make friends easily as people are attracted to your warm and generous nature. However, you have to watch that others do not take advantage of your generosity, for you are apt to be influenced by hard-luck stories and give when it might be more prudent not to. You are ever on the watch for ways and means of making some "easy money" because this name spoils initiative and ambition, producing an easy-going, come-what-may nature which attaches value to money only for the self-enjoyment it can offer.

Mostly correct, oddly. Especially the first paragraph.

[mmp121]

In our native language (Hindi) my name means rain, least that's what my parents tell me.

[Umfriend]

As the name [...] ussually carries a lot of scepticism, we don't think you'll be buying a full reports for just $26, no matter how accurate this simple report will be.

OMFG!!!! They're 100% RIGHT!!! This must be a legit thing.

right

Just to be sure:

[EnglandJoe]

Rain is an awesome name, I'd love to call my future child something like that. What's your actual name?

[EnglandJoe]

Haha I don't believe it's a working theory either, but it's a bit of fun all the same.

[Helevitia]

Interestingly true for the most part.

The name David creates the urge to be creative and original, but we point out that it limits your versatility and scope, tuning you to technical details. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses centring in the head, and in the stomach and intestinal organs.

Your first name of David has given you a very practical, hard-working, systematic nature. Your interests are focused on technical, mechanical, and scientific things, rather than interests of an artistic, musical, or social nature. You tend to be skeptical outlook on life and rather materialistic standards. In reaching your goals, you are very independent and resourceful, patient and determined. You can be so very positive and definite in your own ideas and opinions that others sense a lack of tact and friendliness in your manner of expression.

[Jon P. Inghram]

I'm American, our names dont mean $#|7.

[High_Jumbllama]

The name Steven creates the urge to be creative and original, but we point out that it limits your versatility and scope, tuning you to technical details. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses centring in the head, and in the stomach and intestinal organs.

Your first name of Steven has given you a very practical, hard-working, systematic nature. Your interests are focused on technical, mechanical, and scientific things, rather than interests of an artistic, musical, or social nature. You tend to be skeptical outlook on life and rather materialistic standards. In reaching your goals, you are very independent and resourceful, patient and determined. You can be so very positive and definite in your own ideas and opinions that others sense a lack of tact and friendliness in your manner of expression.

OMFG!

[Technoid]

a lot of mumbo jumbo

[Jessterw]

"The name Jesse creates the urge to be creative and original, but we point out that it limits your versatility and scope, tuning you to technical details. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses centring in the head, and in the stomach and intestinal organs.

Your first name of Jesse has given you a very practical, hard-working, systematic nature. Your interests are focused on technical, mechanical, and scientific things, rather than interests of an artistic, musical, or social nature. You tend to be skeptical outlook on life and rather materialistic standards. In reaching your goals, you are very independent and resourceful, patient and determined. You can be so very positive and definite in your own ideas and opinions that others sense a lack of tact and friendliness in your manner of expression."



Couldn't be further from the truth. In reality Jesse is derived from biblical sources and has close ties to Jah. Though, I was named after my grandfather. First name is the same as his and my middle name is his place of birth.

[gt40]

http://forums.murc.ws/showthread.php?s=&threadid=51919

[KRSESQ]

Although the name Kevin creates an active mind and a restless urge to explore new ideas, we emphasize that it limits self-expression and friendly congeniality with a moody disposition. This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the solar plexus, heart, lungs and bronchial area.

The name of Kevin creates an overly-sensitive nature which causes you to sense and feel far more than you can understand or put into words. You have a deep, artistic, and creative side which shows through a love for music and literature. Writing is a more natural mode of expression for your deeper thoughts and feelings than the spoken word. You have an ability to concentrate and work intently on anything which holds your interest. However, you prefer to avoid routine, monotony, and mental tasks.

JHC did they nail it!

This isn't an etymological analysis, that is, they're not telling you of the historical origins of your name. Rather, they appear to be analysing how your name affects your psychological makeup. In my case they were spot on.

Kevin

[KRSESQ]

Of course, one must allow for coincidence. The analysis of my wife's name was as far from the mark as it could be and still be talking about the same species.

Kevin

[Jon P. Inghram]

Although the name Jon creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, we emphasize that it frustrates you through a scattered and emotional nature.

Thank you mighty personality predictor for not assuming I'm an mindless automoton with a 1 dimensional personality. And I most assuredly don't feel any "urge to be reliable and responsible" in any overall sense. Sorry, I'm not a Vulcan, my emotions don't frustrate me.

This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the liver, bloodstream, and through worry and mental tension.

Raise your hand if your happiness, contentment, and/or success is being frustrated currently, and that worry and mental tension is involved. This applies to a whole hell of a lot of people in the world, not specific to people with my name and so is rather meaningless.

As far as "weaknesses in the liver, bloodstream" I had Kawasaki Syndrome as a kid. It's a rather rare bacteria triggered autoimmune disorder that, among other things, causes inflamation of... blood vessels! At first the doctors had diagnosed the inital symptoms as some form of hepatisis, (a liver disorder! ) much to the dismay of everyone else in the family who had to get the terribly painful shots. Very fortunate for me that our neighbors at the time happened to be medical interns, one of them had just gotten back from somewhere overseas where Kawasaki Syndrome was more common and was rather shocked to find that the next door kid had it.

Too bad for that site that I didn't actually have any liver problems, and that I don't have any current blood "weaknesses."

As Jon, you have a natural interest in the welfare of your fellow man, and a desire to help and serve others in a humanitarian way.

What normal person doesn't have at least a little bit of interest in the welfare of other people and the desire to treat other people in a humanitarian way? I guess it's good that it doesn't think I'm a sociopath.

You are responsible and generous, although somewhat scattering and disorganized at times.

Responsible? Not really. Generous? Yeah, although not without good cause. I can be disorganized, at times, but then again I can be orgainized at other times, so whatever. Scattering? Huh?

Any jobs requiring systematic and conscientious effort, or involving any form of drudgery, dismay you.

Again, who likes doing things that involve drudgery? As far as having a job that requires actual thought, I'd love to have one thank you very much! Being a projectionist is rather boring.

In your work, you would seek a position offering self-expression through contact with people, such as sales or teaching, or a position giving scope to your creative, artistic talents. You are good-natured and likeable, and people tend to confide in you and seek your advice in personal problems. Others sense your sincere interest and desire to help, and you can always be counted on to see the bright side of any problem.

I'm actually impressed with these guesses, they're all amost 100% the opposite of reality which means they did worse than random! I'd rather not deal with people, I absolutely despise trying to sell things to people. If I was a superhero I'd probably go by the name "Mr. Cynical."

[EnglandJoe]

Jon, it's just like stage hypnotism or people who talk to the dead. No intelligent person really believes it, but it's still entertaining