My offensive avatar!

[Gurm]

Apparently, people like my new avatar.

This is for one of several reasons:

1. You're from Europe. You think all Americans are fat, lazy bastards - and this avatar makes you feel all comfy and cozy, serene in the knowledge that you and your inadequacies are safe from American obesity.

2. You're from America, but you love Europe. You like to snigger at fat Americans, even though you ARE a fat American. This makes you a hypocrite. If you like my current avatar, it makes you a RETARDED hypocrite.

3. You were horribly offended by the last avatar. Clearly, this means that there's something wrong with you. Go get some therapy.

Now, you'll have to scroll down to get offended... so WHEEEEEE!









































Here you go:

[Lizzard[MPE]]

good shit gurm, i actually read through all that in ample time.

[Gurm]

Glad you liked it. I left out the part about how everyone wants to be free to say what they like, unless of course they're offended by it in which case it has to go RIGHT NOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE OR THEY'LL COMPLAIN TO THE POWERS THAT BE!

Waaaaaah!

*ahem* sorry, got a little carried away there.

..........

The real question, of course, is ... did the pic turn you on? (If so, that's NOT normal but it takes all sorts I guess!)

[Jammrock]

Welcome back

[Gurm]

Welcome back

No no. All further responses to this thread must begin with a frank and honest answer - did the picture turn you on? Yes, or no - and why.

THEN you may include casual greetings, commentary, etc.

[schmosef]

I like my women sans penis, thank you.

Gurm is back! Now we just gotta get Brian to post in the Temp again and it will be just like old times...

[Marshmallowman]

She is definitley carrying to many weapons to be attractive, and I thought your current avatar was you (you have let yourself go a bit)

[xortam]

The profile pic is the one I referred to right off. I don't know why people were enticed by your avatar.

When are you going to contribute like the old days, or is that Gurm gone now?

[Helevitia]

BWAHAHAHA! I love that picture The "offensive" one. Oh and no, it didn't turn me on.

Welcome back Gurm, if you are really Gurm and you are really back???

[Chrono_Wanderer]

Did not turn me on, too slutty.

But good stuff nevertheless XD

Thx for the laugh man!

[Umfriend]

Oh yeah, she turns me on all right. I always fancied getting shot while taking it up the a$$ from a girl with a dildo.....

[Brian Ellis]

I like my women sans penis, thank you.

Gurm is back! Now we just gotta get Brian to post in the Temp again and it will be just like old times...

NO WAY! Since the new look, I haven't even needed to look into Temp to see what's going on, let alone contribute! Gurm's new avatar actually reminds me of the Temp forum, somehow

[VJ]

Well, the girl seems hot, but the outfit... I think Umfriend is spot on!

It did make me wonder: where that Gurm get that picture...
I mean, I never come across pictures like that..


Jörg

[Gurm]

Oh yeah, she turns me on all right. I always fancied getting shot while taking it up the a$$ from a girl with a dildo.....

A spiked dildo, no less.

The way I see it, she's tough, but still feminine, can keep other women from laying claim to her man, and she's ... "open to new things".

I'm actually given to understand that there's an entire movie subgenre of this sort of thing - kind of "real-life tentacle porn".

And who says I'm not "contributing"? This avatar (not the fat guy, the scary girl) generated more "complaint" button presses than anything to happen on MURC since... well... since I left.

So take THAT, mothabizzles!

[RichL]

Apparently, people like my new avatar.

This is for one of several reasons:

1. You're from Europe. You think all Americans are fat, lazy bastards - and this avatar makes you feel all comfy and cozy, serene in the knowledge that you and your inadequacies are safe from American obesity.

Not at all! I've met some Americans who's parents were married at the time of their conception.