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    Google Gulp beta

    .....pleased to announce Google Gulp (BETA)â„¢ with Auto-Drinkâ„¢ (LIMITED RELEASE), a line of "smart drinks" designed to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less thirsty.

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    Their privacy policy says that they won't gamble with our personal info. That's reassuring.
    P.S. You've been Spanked!

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    • #3
      Brian (the devil incarnate)

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        Google Gulp will send packets of data related to your usage of this product from a wireless transmitter embedded in the base of your Google Gulp bottle to the GulpPlexâ„¢, a heavily guarded, massively parallel server farm whose location is known only to Eric Schmidt, who carries its GPS coordinates on a 64-bit-encrypted smart card locked in a stainless-steel briefcase handcuffed to his right wrist.
        HAHAHAHAHA. April Fools jokes rock

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        • #5
          That's a good one!

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            On a more serious note, did anyone notice their Gmail quota increasing today? Apparently they're slowly increasing everyone to 2GB. Here's some screenshots taken over a 10 minute period. (It's now up to 1402MB... )
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            Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox

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