Thoughts for the day...........

[xortam]

Joke them if the can't take a f*ck.

[Fat Tone]

It was just another self deprecating comment from Brian about his impotence, not to be taken seriously (except of course by Mrs Ellis )

[az]

Brian's post was a joke, and made me smile, KvH's post was not.

AZ

[KvHagedorn]

My post was pure sarcasm directed at the type of people who would just look at someone like Brian and be grossed out because he was old and looked at them. If you don't get that, then forget it.

[Gurm]

For a change, I actually GOT the implicit sarcasm in KvH's post. *sigh*

[KvHagedorn]

~~~~~~~~~~Dramatis Personae~~~~~~~~~~

BRIAN, an older gentleman
YOUNG WOMAN, a young woman
SIR ROBERT, her gallant saviour

~~~~~~~~~~~~The Scenario~~~~~~~~~~~~

A group of young people, among them YOUNG WOMAN and SIR ROBERT, are exiting the dance hall after an evening of dancing. BRIAN sits at a table by an outdoor cafe across the street, sipping his espresso. He looks over at the group, notices YOUNG WOMAN and smiles.

BRIAN: (Thinking to himself) Ah, what a lovely young woman. I wish I were a bit younger.

YOUNG WOMAN: (Thinking to herself) Ew, that old man is looking at me! (Sidles up to SIR ROBERT, speaking furtively) Did you see that? That old man was checking me out! Creepy!

SIR ROBERT: Oh, sick! Here, let me walk you to your car..

YOUNG WOMAN: Oh thanks! That's so sweet! (They arrive at her car) Thank you, Sir Robert, you're such a gentleman! I'm so lucky to have a friend like you! Good night! (She drives away)

BRIAN: (Chuckling to himself) Heh, but if I was that young I might send all the wrong signals myself, like that poor bloke! (Smiles and chuckles a bit more)

YOUNG WOMAN: (Driving home, thinking to herself) I can't believe that old guy was checking me out. Weird. (She arrives home and goes to bed. As she falls asleep, she thinks again to herself) That was so strange how that old man was checking me out tonight (She falls asleep and dreams about the old man)

~~~~~~~~~~~Two Years Later~~~~~~~~~~~

(YOUNG WOMAN is wearing a wedding gown, standing at an altar. We notice the man in a tuxedo standing next to her is about 20 years her senior.)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~FINIS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[LvR]

~~~~~~~~~~Dramatis Personae~~~~~~~~~~

BRIAN, an older gentleman
YOUNG WOMAN, a young woman
SIR ROBERT, her gallant saviour

~~~~~~~~~~~~The Scenario~~~~~~~~~~~~

A group of young people, among them YOUNG WOMAN and SIR ROBERT, are exiting the dance hall after an evening of dancing. BRIAN sits at a table by an outdoor cafe across the street, sipping his espresso. He looks over at the group, notices YOUNG WOMAN and smiles.

BRIAN: (Thinking to himself) Ah, what a lovely young woman. I wish I were a bit younger.

YOUNG WOMAN: (Thinking to herself) Ew, that old man is looking at me! (Sidles up to SIR ROBERT, speaking furtively) Did you see that? That old man was checking me out! Creepy!

SIR ROBERT: Oh, sick! Here, let me walk you to your car..

YOUNG WOMAN: Oh thanks! That's so sweet! (They arrive at her car) Thank you, Sir Robert, you're such a gentleman! I'm so lucky to have a friend like you! Good night! (She drives away)

BRIAN: (Chuckling to himself) Heh, but if I was that young I might send all the wrong signals myself, like that poor bloke! (Smiles and chuckles a bit more)

YOUNG WOMAN: (Driving home, thinking to herself) I can't believe that old guy was checking me out. Weird. (She arrives home and goes to bed. As she falls asleep, she thinks again to herself) That was so strange how that old man was checking me out tonight (She falls asleep and dreams about the old man)

~~~~~~~~~~~Two Years Later~~~~~~~~~~~

(YOUNG WOMAN is wearing a wedding gown, standing at an altar. We notice the man in a tuxedo standing next to her is about 20 years her senior.)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~FINIS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Yep - isn't it funny how biology and reality is so very similar?

[Wombat]

Not in my experience. We had that creepy old guy kicked out of the bar, and told not to come back.

As for me, well, I do okay