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A store that sells husbands has just opened in Chicago...
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Chicago where a woman
may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised
of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open
the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you
go
Up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first
Floor the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men have jobs."
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she
goes.
The second floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love
kids." The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder
what's further up?" And up she goes again.
Third floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and
are extremely good looking." "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder
what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love
kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework." "Wow!"
exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further
up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids,
are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong
romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be
awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: "Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012
to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Husband-Mart and have a nice day
may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised
of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open
the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you
go
Up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first
Floor the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men have jobs."
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she
goes.
The second floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love
kids." The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder
what's further up?" And up she goes again.
Third floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and
are extremely good looking." "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder
what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love
kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework." "Wow!"
exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further
up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids,
are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong
romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be
awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: "Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012
to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Husband-Mart and have a nice day
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