Here we go;
Sky High: A typical teen angst tale, except this teen goes to school with a bunch of budding superheroes, and his mom and dad (Kurt Russell and Kelly Preston) are the most famous superheroes alive.
Ewww....90210 with superpowers
Rebound: Martin Lawrence plays a high-strung college basketball coach who has to redeem himself by coaching a middle school team.
Please...haven't we had enough of this storyline already?
The Honeymooners: Cedric the Entertainer reprises Jackie Gleason's classic New York City loser, Ralph Kramden.
Is nothing sacred? Sorry Cedric, you're funny but you're no Jackie Gleason
The Island: Clones Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson escape from the farm where they're being cultivated, and race for freedom.
Isn't there already a remake of Logans Run in the works?
Mr. and Mrs. Smith: A bland suburban couple discovers that each is actually a legendary assassin assigned to murder the other. Stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
And it'll be a bland remake of the same plot done much better in the multi-Oscar nominated Prizzi's Honor, which starred Jack Nicholson, Kathleen Turner (grrrrooowllll....), Angelica Houston (Oscar) and Robert Loggia.
Monster-in-Law: Jennifer Lopez has found the love of her life in Michael Vartan, but then she meets his mother, the overbearing and combative Jane Fonda.
And which exactly are we to presume is the "monster"? Seems to me it should have been titled "Monster's-in-Law"
Dr. Mordrid
Sky High: A typical teen angst tale, except this teen goes to school with a bunch of budding superheroes, and his mom and dad (Kurt Russell and Kelly Preston) are the most famous superheroes alive.
Ewww....90210 with superpowers
Rebound: Martin Lawrence plays a high-strung college basketball coach who has to redeem himself by coaching a middle school team.
Please...haven't we had enough of this storyline already?
The Honeymooners: Cedric the Entertainer reprises Jackie Gleason's classic New York City loser, Ralph Kramden.
Is nothing sacred? Sorry Cedric, you're funny but you're no Jackie Gleason
The Island: Clones Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson escape from the farm where they're being cultivated, and race for freedom.
Isn't there already a remake of Logans Run in the works?
Mr. and Mrs. Smith: A bland suburban couple discovers that each is actually a legendary assassin assigned to murder the other. Stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
And it'll be a bland remake of the same plot done much better in the multi-Oscar nominated Prizzi's Honor, which starred Jack Nicholson, Kathleen Turner (grrrrooowllll....), Angelica Houston (Oscar) and Robert Loggia.
Monster-in-Law: Jennifer Lopez has found the love of her life in Michael Vartan, but then she meets his mother, the overbearing and combative Jane Fonda.
And which exactly are we to presume is the "monster"? Seems to me it should have been titled "Monster's-in-Law"
Dr. Mordrid
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