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  • This years movie duds?

    Here we go;

    Sky High: A typical teen angst tale, except this teen goes to school with a bunch of budding superheroes, and his mom and dad (Kurt Russell and Kelly Preston) are the most famous superheroes alive.

    Ewww....90210 with superpowers

    Rebound: Martin Lawrence plays a high-strung college basketball coach who has to redeem himself by coaching a middle school team.

    Please...haven't we had enough of this storyline already?

    The Honeymooners: Cedric the Entertainer reprises Jackie Gleason's classic New York City loser, Ralph Kramden.

    Is nothing sacred? Sorry Cedric, you're funny but you're no Jackie Gleason

    The Island: Clones Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson escape from the farm where they're being cultivated, and race for freedom.

    Isn't there already a remake of Logans Run in the works?

    Mr. and Mrs. Smith: A bland suburban couple discovers that each is actually a legendary assassin assigned to murder the other. Stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

    And it'll be a bland remake of the same plot done much better in the multi-Oscar nominated Prizzi's Honor, which starred Jack Nicholson, Kathleen Turner (grrrrooowllll....), Angelica Houston (Oscar) and Robert Loggia.

    Monster-in-Law: Jennifer Lopez has found the love of her life in Michael Vartan, but then she meets his mother, the overbearing and combative Jane Fonda.

    And which exactly are we to presume is the "monster"? Seems to me it should have been titled "Monster's-in-Law"

    Dr. Mordrid
    Last edited by Dr Mordrid; 24 April 2005, 20:21.
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  • #2
    Don't forget the very good chance that the last Star Wars movie might be on that list. Though the violent content might make up for that...
    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Jammrock
      Don't forget the very good chance that the last Star Wars movie might be on that list....
      Let's hope that's not the case.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Jammrock
        Don't forget the very good chance that the last Star Wars movie might be on that list. Though the violent content might make up for that...
        Why do you say that? I doub it would happen. There's enough Star Wars fans out there to carrry this final episode. Good or bad, people will watch it. Any chance it will be change to NC-17 due to the Padme/Anakin light saber insertion scene????
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        • #5
          What I love about Monster in Law is that it will team up one of the legendary skanks of these days with THE skank of yesteryear...seriously, these two have got to be most stuck up bitches of the last 30 years. At least J.Lo admits it in that song: "Don't be fooled by the rocks that I've got/I'm still, I'm still Jenny (*the gangbang queen*) from the block"

          Here's an addition to the list:

          Be Cool - the sequel to Get Shorty, this time Travolta gets into the music biz...it's full of the cheesiest cliches imaginable, especially involving black people. Also, it has the most blatant product placements I've ever seen...seriously, I think someone at T-Mobile is really obsessed with the damn Sidekick. First Paris Hilton got hers "hacked" to show off more phonecam-captured booty, now Uma Thurman actually spends a minute of the movie teaching The Rock how to use his. Travolta dances in this one too, but his horrible r'n'b Black-Eyed-Peas-powered jig with Uma is truly painful to watch...the one saving grace of the movie is an unexpectedly good Aerosmith - Christina Milian duet, that (and the 3 Russian models I went with ) made the viewing worthwhile.
          All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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          • #6
            Russian models?

            Please do show, Lecter!



            ~~DukeP~~

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            • #7
              Here ya go...I don't know any redheads around here, so I couldn't have a complete color set
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              All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by lecter
                What I love about Monster in Law is that it will team up one of the legendary skanks of these days with THE skank of yesteryear...seriously, these two have got to be most stuck up bitches of the last 30 years. At least J.Lo admits it in that song: "Don't be fooled by the rocks that I've got/I'm still, I'm still Jenny (*the gangbang queen*) from the block"

                Here's an addition to the list:

                Be Cool - the sequel to Get Shorty, this time Travolta gets into the music biz...it's full of the cheesiest cliches imaginable, especially involving black people. Also, it has the most blatant product placements I've ever seen...seriously, I think someone at T-Mobile is really obsessed with the damn Sidekick. First Paris Hilton got hers "hacked" to show off more phonecam-captured booty, now Uma Thurman actually spends a minute of the movie teaching The Rock how to use his. Travolta dances in this one too, but his horrible r'n'b Black-Eyed-Peas-powered jig with Uma is truly painful to watch...the one saving grace of the movie is an unexpectedly good Aerosmith - Christina Milian duet, that (and the 3 Russian models I went with ) made the viewing worthwhile.
                Amazing.. You were in a darkened movie theater with three Russian models and you remembered the plot to the really bad movie? Seek help.
                Last edited by KvHagedorn; 25 April 2005, 00:49.

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                • #9
                  One is my fiancee, one is my ex and the third I'm quite sure would have sex for money, so I could follow ze crappy movie well enough
                  All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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                  • #10
                    Be Cool already came out in the States....I think it tanked
                    Why is it called tourist season, if we can't shoot at them?

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                    • #11
                      Thanks Doc for the heads up

                      And now for movies to look forward to this year...

                      1-War of the Worlds
                      2-Fantastic Four
                      3-Starwars (yes I'm a fan but not a die hard stayin line for three weeks, buy all the toys redecorate my house with Stawars related stuff type of fan )

                      Movies that are out but have'nt wathced yet...

                      1-Sin City
                      2-Hostage


                      Cheers,
                      Elie

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                      • #12
                        I could really learn to hate lecter

                        Dr. Mordrid
                        Dr. Mordrid
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                        An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                        I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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                        • #13
                          So which is which among the pictures there, Lecter? (I am not about to guess.. I might pick fiancee as sex for money. )

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                          • #14
                            LOL, this thread is good read!!
                            Titanium is the new bling!
                            (you heard from me first!)

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by KvHagedorn
                              So which is which among the pictures there, Lecter? (I am not about to guess.. I might pick fiancee as sex for money. )
                              #2 is my fiancee, #3 is ze slut
                              All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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