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help: i do so much for my looks, but never get a date ...
IF you wake up next to one of those it's time to join AA
Dr. Mordrid
IF you wake up next to one of those sober enough to regret it, then it is definately time to drink some more.
"And yet, after spending 20+ years trying to evolve the user interface into something better, what's the most powerful improvement Apple was able to make? They finally put a god damned shell back in." -jwz
IF you wake up next to one of those it's time to use Coyote Love tactics. That is when you wake up with your arm underneath it/her/him/something and you chew your arm off to prevent it/her/him/something from waking up!
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
That second one just doesn't seem possible. Heavy drug use aside, the person is probably intersexed.
Remember the WWF wrestler Chyna? She did a hardcore pr0n movie called "one night in China". I didn't watch it, but I've read that she has a mini penis from all the steroid use. Her clitoris is big; somewhere between one and two inches. A review I read said it was terrifying!
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