How people pass drug tests.....

[Dr Mordrid]

or at least those perrormed with a urine sample, using a device called The Whizzinator. They sell both male and female models.

WARNING - SOME CONTENT NOT OFFICE SAFE!!

http://www.whizzinator.com/

The company also sells dehydrated drug-free urine

Think this is a joke? NOPE!!

Onterrio Smith, a NFL Minnesota Vikings running back, was just suspended for the entire 2005 season for using a Whizzinator;

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2057990

Dr. Mordrid

[schmosef]

this shit should be illegal; there's no "legitimate use" that the manufacturers can say the product is intended for.

[Lizzard[MPE]]

i usually do it the old fashion way.

[Dr Mordrid]

Stay clean save for legal prescriptions?

That's been working for me since 1949

Dr. Mordrid

[Kurt]

i usually do it the old fashion way.

You mean you freeze it while you're clean?

[Nowhere]

I wonder...after how long are you "clean"? (no need to know this, just curious...)

[KvHagedorn]

They take the temperature right after to make sure it's fresh from the body, anyhow.. if you store it in a balloon or something it won't fly.

[Nowhere]

I could imagine some...scary a little ways to keep it at 36,6...

[GT98]

I wonder...after how long are you "clean"? (no need to know this, just curious...)

Depends....I've heard TCH stays in your system for about 30 days, assuming you are clean prior to this. If you arent...the time goes up.

[schmosef]

They take the temperature right after to make sure it's fresh from the body, anyhow.. if you store it in a balloon or something it won't fly.

they've thought of that. the site says the device is to be used with heating pads and they guarantee 8 hours of maintaining body heat.

[Brian Ellis]

Does the last drop go down your breeches? (Newton's fourth law of gravity)

[Paddy]

Depends....I've heard TCH stays in your system for about 30 days, assuming you are clean prior to this. If you arent...the time goes up.

Most routine urine toxicology screens will only be sensitive for the first 24 hours, 48hours max. Other more specialised tests, such as from hair, can be more sensitive - but are much less available.

[Gurm]

Depends....I've heard TCH stays in your system for about 30 days, assuming you are clean prior to this. If you arent...the time goes up.

WTF is TCH?

Heh.

As Paddy just pointed out, MOST screens that catch THC in urine only do so for 48 hours max. And let's be honest - you usually know about these things in advance (at least for job interviews) so if y'all can't keep from blazing up for a couple days beforehand... *sheesh*

Hell, you can use opiates and just show up to the screen polishing off a poppyseed muffin.

[Admiral]

They ask for urine samples at job interviews ?

[az]

WTF is TCH?

It's something in the same category as LDS.

AZ