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    Astrologer Sues NASA Over Comet Mission


    Who can blame her, after-all, it's going to "deform her horoscope."
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    Lol

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    • #3
      While I can't PROVE that astrology is worthless I find this extremely unnecessary. Life is change... thus astral life is changed. Lets sue whoever blew up the 5th planet that is now the asteroid belt.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Claymonkey
        While I can't PROVE that astrology is worthless I find this extremely unnecessary. Life is change... thus astral life is changed. Lets sue whoever blew up the 5th planet that is now the asteroid belt.
        That'd be GOD. Hey, I would love it if someone sued the 700 Club into oblivion... But that's just me.
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        • #5
          Didn't you ever read Heinlein? The Martians did it.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Gurm
            That'd be GOD. Hey, I would love it if someone sued the 700 Club into oblivion... But that's just me.
            Hehe! THat would certainly seem an appropriatre method of demise.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Claymonkey
              While I can't PROVE that astrology is worthless...

              Well...for me it's enough to know that anybody who claims that exact moment of birth (why birth anyway? And why nobody sues surgeons performing cesarean section or the ones giving drugs that accelerate birth? ) has any influence in later life is...weird

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              • #8
                Weird that they sue over this...

                I mean, who is to say that smashing a probe into the comet isn't part of the "bigger plan" ?



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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Nowhere
                  Well...for me it's enough to know that anybody who claims that exact moment of birth (why birth anyway? And why nobody sues surgeons performing cesarean section or the ones giving drugs that accelerate birth? ) has any influence in later life is...weird
                  That's an interesting thought. I guess astrologers are pro-choice then?
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                  • #10
                    Gimme a break, this is pathetic! *slaps forehead*
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                    • #11
                      Doh !

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by schmosef
                        That's an interesting thought. I guess astrologers are pro-choice then?
                        I'm not entirely sure that we understand each other...I probably messed up something with ENG languge in my post

                        (so basically: I was saying this whole astrology thing is bogus)

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                        • #13
                          At first glance I thought it said “Get smashed, sue an Astrologist” instead of “Smash a Comet, Get Sued by an Astrologist”

                          ROTFLMAO
                          If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

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