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One German, One Japanese, And A Hillbilly Were Sitting Naked In A Sauna.
Suddenly There Was A Beepin' Noise. The German Pressed Her Forearm
And The Beep Stopped. The Others Looked At Her Questioningly.
"That Was My Pager," She Said," I Had A Microchip Under The Skin Of My
Forearm.
A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Japanese Woman Lifted Her Palm
To Her Ear. When She Finshed, She Explained "That Was My Mobile Phone,
I Had A Microchip In My Hand."
The Hillbilly Woman Felt Decidedly Low Tech. Not To Be Outdone, She
Decided She Had To Do Something Just As Impressive.
She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went To The Bathroom.
She Returned With a Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From Her Butt.
The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Starred At Her.
The Hillbilly Woman Finally Said
"Well Will You Look At That. I'm Gettin' A Fax!"
Suddenly There Was A Beepin' Noise. The German Pressed Her Forearm
And The Beep Stopped. The Others Looked At Her Questioningly.
"That Was My Pager," She Said," I Had A Microchip Under The Skin Of My
Forearm.
A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Japanese Woman Lifted Her Palm
To Her Ear. When She Finshed, She Explained "That Was My Mobile Phone,
I Had A Microchip In My Hand."
The Hillbilly Woman Felt Decidedly Low Tech. Not To Be Outdone, She
Decided She Had To Do Something Just As Impressive.
She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went To The Bathroom.
She Returned With a Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From Her Butt.
The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Starred At Her.
The Hillbilly Woman Finally Said
"Well Will You Look At That. I'm Gettin' A Fax!"
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