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    Gurm's scale of arousal

    On Gurm's scale, this girl rates at about 9.99. She even caused me stirrings reminiscent of when I was 1/3 my present age



    Brian (the devil incarnate)
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    Isn't that from The Secret Dictionary? If so, the pair she eventually shows don't belong to her
    All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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    • #3
      Mmm... Jessica Alba... mmm!
      The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

      I'm the least you could do
      If only life were as easy as you
      I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
      If only life were as easy as you
      I would still get screwed

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      • #4
        Hey wait a minute. Why is this thread about MY scale of arousal?
        The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

        I'm the least you could do
        If only life were as easy as you
        I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
        If only life were as easy as you
        I would still get screwed

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        • #5
          picking on the "old, married man"?
          Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it


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          • #6
            Originally posted by Gurm
            Hey wait a minute. Why is this thread about MY scale of arousal?
            Originally posted by Gurm
            On an erection-inducing scale of 1-10, where 1 is Sally Jesse Raphael and 10 is spontaneous ejaculation...
            Don't try to weasel out of this one
            Brian (the devil incarnate)

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            • #7
              Oh, please. Are you saying that's an invalid scale for the general male populace? Would you put Sally Jesse higher than a 1?
              The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

              I'm the least you could do
              If only life were as easy as you
              I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
              If only life were as easy as you
              I would still get screwed

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              • #8
                Happy 9000 Gurm.

                I don't care who it is.. no internet pic is going to make me spontaneously ejaculate.. especially when she is clothed. Now if she was sitting on my lap..

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by KvHagedorn
                  Happy 9000 Gurm.

                  I don't care who it is.. no internet pic is going to make me spontaneously ejaculate.. especially when she is clothed. Now if she was sitting on my lap..
                  Well clearly, that's why it's a 9.9 and I concur that if Ms. Alba were on my lap... *sigh*
                  The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                  I'm the least you could do
                  If only life were as easy as you
                  I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                  If only life were as easy as you
                  I would still get screwed

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                  • #10
                    Anyone remember the "Punked" episode where Jessica Alba goes shopping and there's some naked guy there? She's trying desperately to be cool, but the guy keeps coming up and asking her questions and stuff..

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                    • #11
                      It would be interesting having her on my lap.. that online biorhythm compatibility doohicky puts us at 100% compatibility.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by KvHagedorn
                        It would be interesting having her on my lap.. that online biorhythm compatibility doohicky puts us at 100% compatibility.

                        http://www.celebmatch.com/
                        and an exact science that is
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                        • #13
                          hehe

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                          • #14
                            i like jesika alot.. but i prefer milla even more... also the girl who played ezri dax on DS9
                            "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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                            • #15
                              having been in Thailand recently

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