Europeans

[Brian Ellis]

Stranded on a marvellous lonely deserted island in the middle of the Pacific:

2 Italian men and one Italian woman
2 French men and one French woman
2 German men and one German woman
2 Cypriot men and one Cypriot woman
2 English men and one English woman
2 Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
2 Swedish men and one Swedish woman
2 Irish men and one Irish woman
2 Russian men and one Russian woman
2 Swiss men and one Swiss woman

After a fantastic month on this wonderful desert island, this is what happened:

One Italian man had the other killed for the Italian woman

The two Frenchmen and the Frenchwoman formed a harmonious ménage �* trois

The two German men shared the favours of the German woman while carefully respecting a weekly rota

The two Cypriot men formed a couple, leaving the Cypriot woman to look after the household and the cooking

The two Englishmen were desperately hoping for someone to have the consideration of introducing them to the Englishwoman

The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman, had a look at the horizon and decided to take their chance by swimming

The two Swedish men speculated on the virtues of suicide while the Swedish woman used and abused sunbaths to add the last ounce of value to her body and her feminism, endlessly repeating that, at least here, there was neither snow nor taxes.

The two Irishmen started by dividing the island into a Northern and a Southern part and building a distillery in the middle. The important thing for them was that the Englishmen would never have a drop of the hard stuff!!! As for sex, after several litres of whiskey-coca, there was a sort of thick fog over the island, so they never asked the question.

The first Russian man married the Russian woman and divorced her shortly afterwards. He is the best customer of the Irish distillery. The second Russian made a little money killing one of the two Italians and negotiating the exit visas for the two Bulgarians. With this money, he bought a 33.3% share in the Irish distillery, obtained a sales licence for the English and hired one of the Cypriots to run a liquor shop. In addition, he employed the Germans as bodyguards for himself and his Russian fiancée, while promising the Bulgarian woman the post of nursemaid for their first child. Lastly, he took regular English lessons from the Swedish woman.

The three Swiss brought out a new Spring-Summer catalogue.

[Dilitante1]

[DukeP]

Lol.

[schmosef]

The two Englishmen were desperately hoping for someone to have the consideration of introducing them to the Englishwoman

That's the best line in the joke.

[Fat Tone]

That's the best line in the joke.

Well one can't be seen to be too forward, can one!

[KRSESQ]

Heard a slightly different version:

On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:

Two Italian men and one Italian woman

Two French men and one French woman

Two German men and one German woman

Two Greek men and one Greek woman

Two British men and one British woman

Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman

Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman

Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman

Two Irish men and one Irish woman

Two American men and one American woman

One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage a trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping together and the Greek woman is cooking and cleaning for them.

The two British men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the British woman.

The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming to another island.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store, restaurant, and laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.

The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut whiskey.. However, they’re satisfied because the British aren’t having any fun.

The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems, and why didn’t they bring a damn cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this God-forsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping.

Kevin

Then again, you did say Europeans

[KvHagedorn]

I wouldn't be contemplating suicide.. I would be being forward with the British woman.