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HBD matey!
One step closer to worm meat
One step closer to worm meat
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The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England
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Aieee! HBD
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.Comment
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Hbd!Comment
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Grattis På Födelsedagen Schmosef
If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."Comment
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Thanks everybody.
Turning 30 wasn't something I was really looking forward to. But on the upside, I still have 10 years of denial over turning 40.
Don't really have any time to celebrate either. Too busy with work. A good friend of my is visiting from Hong Kong next month. We're planning to take a road trip, like the ones we did in High School.
I still remember the trip we took to Buffalo to watch the World University games (MMM... Female Gymnast booty). It was awesome. We ditched school, didn't tell anyone where we were going and lived like Kings for 3 days. Accidentally crossing the border on the way back, before we could hide all the stuff we bought (to avoid paying customs) was the topper.
It was dark, we knew we were driving toward the border and we were looking for a gas station to stop at so we could throw away the receipts and generally pack the stuff we bought so we could deny that it was new. Seemingly out of nowhere we came upon this guy in a booth. He motioned for us to roll down the window and we did. He asked us a couple of basic questions like "where were we going" and "where did we come from" and then he told us to move on. We thought it was some pre-border check point. He hadn't even asked our citizenship, let alone asked for proof. It wasn't until we saw road signs in KM/h that we realised we were back in Canada. We were both like "WTF!!!!!" The back seat was full of crap that we bought. All the receipts were there. And the price tags... He didn't even ask us if we had anything to declare!P.S. You've been Spanked!Comment
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Sana hilwa sana hilwa... sana hilwa ya gamilOriginally posted by SpiralDragonSana hilwa ya gamil ... HBD schmo
Happy Birthday Shmoseph
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Although normally I stay out of such threads (now you could guess why), but...
Wszystkiego dobrego, schmosef.
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D'oh, just came back from camping so...
Bonne fête!!!
Titanium is the new bling!
(you heard from me first!)Comment
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what Zokes said.Originally posted by ZokesProD'oh, just came back from camping so...
Bonne fête!!! (just came back from camping also)
HBD!Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!Comment
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