Fat Tone: crime doesn't take a vacation...

[Fat Tone]

I told you we should have brought more than 3 bullets

Thanks guys, was a good birthday, and I even won at golf for the first time in a couple of months

Another favourite of mine:

Louie: Aw, boss, when you do that godfather impression, it makes me so happy I could kill my own mother!
Fat Tony: And speaking of which, Louie...
Louie: Aww, gee, boss! Not my own mama... she makes such good pasta sauce!
Other mobster: Louie, it comes from a can
Louie: The bitch is dead!