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I normally hate these chain email things but the last one is classic!
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a
"penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire
you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to ! go up tall buildings and then put money
in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty
for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going
to see you naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think
I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
out!"
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they
tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked
for your license, are you going to be smiling?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid
song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time,
but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the
bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect ! while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap,
why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the
hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his
head out the window?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the
first place?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a
"penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire
you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to ! go up tall buildings and then put money
in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty
for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going
to see you naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think
I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
out!"
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they
tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked
for your license, are you going to be smiling?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid
song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time,
but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the
bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect ! while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap,
why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the
hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his
head out the window?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the
first place?
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