Last one - which animal?

[Nowhere]

Which animal are you?



You're a Narwhal!
Though there are skeptics and solipsists who might claim you don't
exist, the truth is that you do. Then again, sometimes you doubt it
just a little bit, don't you? You don't go out in public very much,
and when you do you stay in places so unsavory that most would never
venture there. But you do think, so it might follow that you are. With
that issue resolved, you've always been a fan of jousting tournaments
and fencing. You live far enough into the north that people make jokes
about you hanging out with Santa Claus. Or was that the existence
issue again?

[dbdg]

You're a Komodo Dragon!
While many people like to talk about running off to be the vicious
dictator of a small distant island, you feel you have more potential to follow
through on this plan than anyone. Big, strong, muscular, and a teensy bit
vindictive, you feel you could overpower anyone who tried to question your
authority. When not taking over the world, island by island, you enjoy sunning
yourself on the beach. You have an absurdly long tongue.

[VJ]

With an absolutely stunning sense of sight, you're able to put
everything into perspective. At vision tests, you're able to read the copyright
line on the poster with the big E at the top. You've been known to read signs
from three counties away. You get the idea. You're very good at selling wares.
You consistently root for terrible sports teams.

I like these tests...



Jörg

[Brian Ellis]

You're a Gorilla!
Highly social and group-oriented, you like hanging out with the same
people constantly. You have either black or gray hair and spend a good deal of time
grooming it or getting others to groom it for you. Sleep is a big part of your daily
routine and you like to either make very loud noise or no noise at all. You have
more skills with language than most, however. One of your absolute favorite drinks
is hot cocoa.

[GT98]

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<b>You're a Turtle!</b><br>
<font size="3">When seen from the back, you seem hearty and strong. When seen from
the front, people can see your true vulnerability and softness. It's no wonder you
want to hide from people most of the time, lest you expose your plainly vulnerable
side! When you are able to come out of your shell, you are able to enjoy life for
brief periods of time, but often have to beat a hasty retreat and hide once more.
When underwater, you are significantly more relaxed.</font><br>
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<b>Take the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/aquiz.htm">Animal Quiz</a>
at the <a href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid</a>.</b></font></font></p>

[JTD]

You're an Eagle!

Sharp-witted and high-flying, you seem to radiate honor and a sense of pride. You'd make a very good lawyer with your keen eye for details. When up in that rare air, however, make sure to remember to look down to keep your bearings. You never know when it might be important for you to have landed. If you're bald, you love the United States of America, but if you have hair, you feel more ambivalent about it.

[ZokesPro]

You're a Lion!
Wherever your particular jungle might be, you are considered king or queen. With a noble yet relaxed air, you are able to control those around you by implied threat of force. There are those that would attempt to tame you, or even call you yellow, but you know that you're far too bold for that. You've often been seen hanging out on the steps of public libraries. Your favorite US state is Maine.

[Jessterw]

You're a Spider!
It seems like you have eyes in the back of your head sometimes, and you have an uncanny knack for creeping people out with that ability. You really enjoy eating wraps, though you like them even more if you made them yourself. You work tirelessly so that you can eat, but are good at getting rid of annoyances for other people. There's always just a little more drama than necessary when you're around. Oh, what tangled webs you weave!


I'm truly bothered by this one. If I'm a spider then I creep myself out

[lecter]

You're a Boa Constrictor!
You're that person who is always offering massages to people and you spend a lot of time training yourself to get better at giving them. Sometimes, however, you make people just a little nervous with how close you're getting to their neck. But you can usually knead them right back into a false sense of security, er, I mean into feeling comfortable. Your mouth seems to be capable of opening wider than anyone else's. You've sometimes wondered what it would be like to be made out of feathers.

Riight...

[Elie]

You're a Human!
With extreme power comes extreme destructiveness, and you've had plenty of both to share with your peers. While you're capable of a great deal of beauty and joy, your skill in creating misery seems almost boundless at times. You've made a big fuss about how you're smarter than everyone else, but all they can see is how you've used those smarts for ill. At this point, your best hope is to turn to those around you and start caring about them. It would also be advisable to get rid of some of your stuff, and preferably not by throwing it away.

[Elie]

Second and last attempt...


You're an Eagle!
Sharp-witted and high-flying, you seem to radiate honor and a sense of pride. You'd make a very good lawyer with your keen eye for details. When up in that rare air, however, make sure to remember to look down to keep your bearings. You never know when it might be important for you to have landed. If you're bald, you love the United States of America, but if you have hair, you feel more ambivalent about it.

[Claymonkey]

You're a Ladybug!
Most people assume you're female upon seeing you, even though you might very well be male. Don't let this gender-bending get you bent out of shape, though... you just happen to exhibit the quiet dignity and soft demeanor that people associate with the feminine side of things. Your favorite fruit is the watermelon. For some reason, people think it's fun to sing about horrible things happening to you and your family.

ummm......K......

[High_Jumbllama]

You're an Iguana!
While many people think you're too strange to even have in the house, others have come to appreciate you as a sage figure in their everyday lives. You seem to maintain a piercing stare that bores holes into the souls of others, or at least sees if there are any bugs flying near them. You're more than a little rough around the edges. You used to love giving the thumbs-up sign but have more recently grown out of it entirely.

[SitFlyer]

You're a Gila Monster!
While you like to wear bright and discordant clothing to warn people that you can be dangerous when provoked, most people merely take it to mean you have terrible fashion sense. You try not to care what they think, as you'd rather be on your own, looking around at bugs and rodents. Yes, you're a bit eccentric, though you really resent some of the names you've come to be known by. While many folks don't look for you at all, kids expect to see you at the airport.

[Guru]

You're a Llama!
Wild and wooly, you are not above kicking and spitting for what you believe in. At the same time, you can be soft and warm to those you know and trust. You really enjoy the rarified air of the highest places in life. Your favorite computer game of all-time is SimCity. And no matter how many times you tell them otherwise, people keep insisting that you're enlightened.

Civ3 ptw not sc!