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"For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism." -
"Damn, woman! I just gave you sweet loving five minutes ago!"
Titanium is the new bling!
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"Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people."
"Ok children, let's all gather around and bob for stupid apples now. You go first Bebe. That's good, just use those mouth muscles like the girls in Beijing." - classic...
"Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies!"
Stan : "Why would God let Kenny die, Chef? Why? Kenny's my friend. Why can't God take someone else's friend?"
Chef : "Stan, sometimes God takes those closest to us, because it makes him feel better about himself. He is a very vengeful God, Stan. He's all pissed off about something we did thousands of years ago. He just can't get over it, so he doesn't care who he takes. Children, puppies, it don't matter to him, so long as it makes us sad. Do you understand?"
Stan : "But then, why does God give us anything to start with?"
Chef : "Well, look at it this way: if you want to make a baby cry, first you give it a lollipop. Then you take it away. If you never give it a lollipop to begin with, then you would have nothin' to cry about. That's like God, who gives us life and love and help just so that he can tear it all away and make us cry, so he can drink the sweet milk of our tears. You see, it's our tears, Stan, that give God his great power."
Stan : "I thnk I understand."
Hmmm...could it be that "1938" isn't a mistake on the part of webmasters?...anybody remembers it? Interesting twist it could be...
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A little treasure for SouthPark lovers
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