...then the Python's stomach bursts and both die 


I've never owned a reptile buy I have handled pythons (some quite large). And its not true that they cannot be trained. At the Red Cross Snake Farm (serum facility) in Bangkok, obviously most of their inmates are venomous, but they have a couple of large reticulated pythons for visitors to handle. If put round the neck, like a scarf, one of them, at least, will put his tail between your legs. On men it will do so from what you Americans call the butt and move his tail across the sensitive parts of your anatomy. On a woman, it will do it from the front. :-D
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