Good 'Out of Office' message...

[Fat Tone]

Just got this from a colleague:

"Thank you for your message.
I am away and will be back on 12th October.
If I don't reply to your message I've won the lottery and am sailing round the Caribbean with a gorgeous man who's prepared to overlook my age and face like a blind cobbler's thumb because I'm worth millions."



Any others?

[Jammrock]

I'll summarize my favorite (out of office voicemail message):

Hello, this is Bob in accounting. Currently the weather is sunny with highs today in the upper 80's [Farenheit]. The KC Royals play the NY Yankees today and are expected to get swept, as usual. Training camp for the KC Chiefs starts next week. There is a lot of excitement about the new defense (Jammrock: who still can't tackle or cover a WR)...

The message went on like that for about 5 minutes and then...

I am currently out of the office, so leave me a mesage at the beep.


Jammrock