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    One day, a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river And her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked," Why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and she needed the thimble to make her living. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden thimble.
    " Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.
    The seamstress replied, "No."
    The Lord again went down and came up with a silver thimble.
    "Is this your thimble?"
    Again the seamstress replied, "No."
    The Lord went down again and came up with a wooden thimble.
    "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. "
    The seamstress replied, "Yes."

    The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all the three thimble to keep. And the seamstress went home happy. Some time later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank and her husband fell into the river. When she cried out the Lord again appeared and asked her,
    "Why are you crying?"
    "Oh, Lord, my husband has fallen into the water!"

    The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson.
    "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.
    "Yes," cried the seamstress.
    The Lord was furious, "You lied! That is an untruth!"

    The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would have come up with Tom Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor woman and not able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S WHY I said yes to Mel Gibson."



    Moral of this story is:
    Whenever a woman lies, it is for a good and honorable reason for the benefit of others.
    pixar
    Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

  • #2
    Ha Ha

    It's a good thing we don't believe in the moral of this story...
    “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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    • #3
      all I have to say to this is..... Riiiiiiggggghhhhhhhttttttttt!!! *wink wink nudge nudge*
      Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
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      That special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, Or maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub-cockle area, Maybe in the liver, Maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, We don't know.

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      • #4
        Women lie to make sure everything goes their way and they get what they want. Every married man knows that.
        “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
        –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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        • #5
          They llie because they can speak

          Dr. Mordrid
          Dr. Mordrid
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          An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

          I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Jammrock
            Women lie to make sure everything goes their way and they get what they want. Every married man knows that.
            It`s not even neccessary to be married to them. I suppose it gets even "better" in marriage tho.
            Seth, are you ok? I`m peachy Kate. The world is my oyster. - Seth Gecko

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