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    as justification for the July attacks on London;



    They must be running low on their Lithium pills

    Dr. Mordrid
    Dr. Mordrid
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    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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    If so, she's just one of billions. Islam has made a LOT of enemies for itself in the past few years. And if you are not a muslim, by their own definition you are the enemy.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Dr Mordrid
      as justification for the July attacks on London;



      They must be running low on their Lithium pills

      Dr. Mordrid
      I guess we now know where AQ gets their intelligence:

      Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it's a well known fact, Sunny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentaveret, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

      Tony Giardino: So who's in this Pentaveret?

      Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went heads up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eye! And that smug look on his face, "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"
      Jammrock
      “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
      –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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      • #4
        That "Pentaveret" sounds like quite an eclectic group

        Dr. Mordrid
        Dr. Mordrid
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        An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

        I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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        • #5
          Whoever they are, I want IN!

          Kevin

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          • #6
            Originally posted by KRSESQ
            Whoever they are, I want IN!

            Kevin
            Maybe you can take over Colonel Sanders old position?

            Pentaveret... sounds kinky...
            "And yet, after spending 20+ years trying to evolve the user interface into something better, what's the most powerful improvement Apple was able to make? They finally put a god damned shell back in." -jwz

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            • #7
              Who controls the British Crown?
              Who keeps the Metric System down?
              We do! We do!
              Who leaves Altantis off the maps?
              Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
              We do! We do!


              Who holds back the electric car?
              Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
              We do! We do!


              Who robs cave fish of their sight?
              Who rigs every Oscar night?
              We do! We do!

              Kevin

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              • #8
                LOL ... the quote is from "So I Married an Axe Murderer" for those who don't know.
                “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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