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Makes perfect sense to me..........
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I dunno bout that.. bad sex can have a wide range of meanings.. for example, would you consider being raped by a bull elephant better than a good day at work?
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I plan on contemplating that dilemma soon as I had my first good day at work
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I am very glad that my mind did not draw an image from that.Originally posted by KvHagedornI dunno bout that.. bad sex can have a wide range of meanings.. for example, would you consider being raped by a bull elephant better than a good day at work?Last edited by High_Jumbllama; 17 November 2005, 21:57.Comment
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I think for 99% of us well-adjusted males, bad sex means just that, not some traumatic experience that leaves us scarred for life.
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Originally posted by KvHagedornI dunno bout that.. bad sex can have a wide range of meanings.. for example, would you consider being raped by a bull elephant better than a good day at work?
Your point of reference is obviously skewd.
Try to concentrate on having sex (with another human being present in some consentual form). Then do it again. Then decide which time was better.
The worse of the two experiences was likely still more enjoyable than a good day at your place of work.P.S. You've been Spanked!Comment
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That said...
Truth be told...
I had this one experience when the girl started crying just as I was finishing.
I asked her what was wrong. She said I was obviously too good for her and it was just a matter of time before I left her. The crying ruined the moment for me. I've had bad days at work that were more enjoyable than that experience. Girls can be so crazy.
Oh, and I did leave her.P.S. You've been Spanked!Comment
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Dude, why did you leave her? You could have gotten ANYTHING from that girl. If she thinks you're too good for her, she'll let you do pretty much whatever you want.
Oh wait, did I say that out loud?
At any rate, I disagree. I've had sex bad enough that it makes work look like fun. Especially my more fun jobs.The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!
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Yeah, there was the time with that really drunk b*tch who had all kinds of wild drunken energy, got on top, went to town, then threw up in my face.. I've STILL had worse days at work, but I would have to say the good ones were better.
But we are overanalyzing poor LvR's joke too much.
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How about when the girl says "are you done yet"?The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!
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I would still get screwedComment
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I suggest you make a copy of the plate above and nail it to her ass ............... once you are done!Originally posted by Gurm
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Don't think I've ever experienced bad sex. I have experienced bad no sex on occasion.Join MURCs Distributed Computing effort for Rosetta@Home and help fight Alzheimers, Cancer, Mad Cow disease and rising oil prices.
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Does that imply you have experienced good no sex on occasion?Originally posted by Umfriend
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Yep, the time you asked me to for instance
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That's still better than "Is it in yet?"Originally posted by Gurm
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