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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

1 December 2005, 06:58

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl,"Will you marry

me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily

ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a

lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

Lawrence
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1 December 2005, 07:36

ROFLMAO

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1 December 2005, 07:39

LMAO
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1 December 2005, 07:50

Hehehe

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1 December 2005, 09:17

Problem with that scenario is that I'd lose my hunting/fishing/camping/drinking buddy

All I'd gain is the golf & farts

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3 December 2005, 16:43

Goldilocks doesn't like porrige. the end

Everything I say is true apart from that which is not
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3 December 2005, 16:44

Dick Whittington was allergic to cats. the end

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3 December 2005, 16:45

Little Red ridinghood txtd her granny. the end

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#9

3 December 2005, 17:00

....and in the end.......

its the end that matters !
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