Guts or Balls.........

[ALBPM]

Guts or Balls.........

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know
the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below



GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and
having the balls to say:
"You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

[Dr Mordrid]

Dr. Mordrid

[Mehen]

here's something that is neither

http://theinquirer.net/?article=28813

its a joke though, right? PLEASE let it be a joke...

[Jammrock]

here's something that is neither

http://theinquirer.net/?article=28813

its a joke though, right? PLEASE let it be a joke...

The piece of paper taped to the stuffed animal is a dead give away.

[Mehen]

my bad - wasn't the paper taped to the stuffed animal that was a give away (it was pretty obvious that the inquirer.net people did that), it was that the logo belongs to Leap Wireless

Intel is using "leap ahead" though, a not too subtle claim that it will be overtaking... something or someone... gee I wonder who they could possibly mean...

Now is being that "subtle" having guts, balls, or neither?

[KRSESQ]

Looks like something from the old Ralph Bakshi movie "Wizards."

Kevin

[schmosef]

Looks like something from the old Ralph Bakshi movie "Wizards."

Kevin

That movie was fubar!

The wizard guy preaches his doctrine of peace and tolerance throughout the entire film and then at the end when he meets his brother, who's causing all these problems, instead of finding a creative/peaceful resolution to the conflict he pulls out a gun a blows him away.

It's like Bakshi ran out of ideas at the end and just gave up so he could end the movie.