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  • Secty Position Open

    Deer Sir,
    I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

    I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

    I4m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

    I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

    I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

    hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


    Sinseerly,

    Peggy May Starlings


    PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.






















    Employer's response:......
    Dear Peggy May,
    It's OK honey, we've got spell check.




    Why is it called tourist season, if we can't shoot at them?

  • #2
    Wouldn't give her a second look.....even if she weren't Photochopped/WinMorphed.

    Dr. Mordrid
    Dr. Mordrid
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    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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    • #3
      I would.

      Nice joke.

      ~~DUkeP~~

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