Sheriff: Officers Must Have Sex With Prostitutes For Evidence

[az]

No, other than the maid thing being a fantasy of men around the western world, and "German" still being some kind of quality label for porn (BTW: Why? And what does "german porn" suggest you'll get to see? Honest questions.). Oh, and got any pics so I err.. know what we're talking about?

Gurm: Well, OK - still... there's the enjoyment thing, and where's the conquest? (Though I do admit, this can get tiresome - and is believed to be one of the prime reasons men live shorter than women.)

[Sasq]

No, other than the maid thing being a fantasy of men around the western world, and "German" still being some kind of quality label for porn (BTW: Why? And what does "german porn" suggest you'll get to see? Honest questions.). Oh, and got any pics so I err.. know what we're talking about?

Gurm: Well, OK - still... there's the enjoyment thing, and where's the conquest? (Though I do admit, this can get tiresome - and is believed to be one of the prime reasons men live shorter than women.)

no, we live shorter then women, not from conquest tiring us out,
we just want to die so we get some peace and quiet.

[TnT]

Oh, and got any pics so I err.. know what we're talking about?

Actually I do have a pic... but I don't think she'd want me to share it.

[Gurm]

(BTW: Why? And what does "german porn" suggest you'll get to see? Honest questions.).

You really don't want to know.

[az]

Oh yes, I really want to

[Gurm]

Umm...

Well I sort of draw a distinction between pan-european porn which is usually of very high quality, and much of this is, I imagine, made in Germany...

And "German Porn" which is usually freaky and bizarre. Girls with shaved heads, entire videos consisting of nothing but euro-bukkake, weird fetishes, etc.

[az]

OK, so german porn is weird/fetish porn, yes? Hehe

[TnT]

no, we live shorter then women, not from conquest tiring us out,
we just want to die so we get some peace and quiet.

Saw a comedian on Comedy Central last night that said sometimes he thinks he supports gay marriages because he thinks they should have to deal with the same marriage crap that straight people have. He then goes on to say that he has thought about it himself because, with his significant other being male, what he says wouldn't be twisted around. The only problem is he'd have to take it up the ass. On second thought, when arguing with his wife he sometimes thinks he'd rather take it up the ass then talk to her.