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Unfortunetly, it was still attached to his arm.
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Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing! -
What, he hit the crocodile with the ring? Oh, I guess you meant "Man loses wedding - to a crocodile!".
Sorry... couldn't resist.
Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox -
Damn, this man is amazing. All that and he's still in great humor.
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