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Don't mess with little old ladies
Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady:
I am 92 years old.
Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words what happened
the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing, on my
front porch on a warm spring evening, when a
young man comes creeping up on the porch and
sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?
Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since
my Abner died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.
Defence Attorney:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited.
I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" so
I just laid down and told him "Take me, young
man. Take me!"
Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?
Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fools!"
And that's when I shot him, the little bastard!
Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady:
I am 92 years old.
Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words what happened
the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing, on my
front porch on a warm spring evening, when a
young man comes creeping up on the porch and
sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?
Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since
my Abner died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.
Defence Attorney:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited.
I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" so
I just laid down and told him "Take me, young
man. Take me!"
Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?
Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fools!"
And that's when I shot him, the little bastard!
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