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I don't know if this is true but it's darn funny!
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Titanium is the new bling!
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hehe, that was funny
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.Comment
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An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.
I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fpsComment
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hehehehe True or not it would make a good skit in a 21st century remake or Airplane.Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
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That special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, Or maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub-cockle area, Maybe in the liver, Maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, We don't know.Comment
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I have a friend of mine with the last name of Gay... Jobe Gay is his name; he stands about 6' 2" weighs 275lbs and has the physique of a weightlifter.
We were having breakfast at a Denny's one early morning, and a couple of the guys seated at the counter across from our booth were making wisecracks about the "Jobe Gay Concrete Cutting" banner on Jobe's dually pickup. Jobe let them go on for about 15 or 20 minutes, then he stood up and walked up behind them at counter where they were seated and said "You can stop with the Gay jokes, now..."
The guy on the left said "Why? It's a funny name."
Jobe then rotated both of them around in their swivel stools and told them under no uncertain circumstances: "I'm Jobe Gay; and I'm also bigger than you."
The joking stopped immediately.
This happened in 1983, when the Gay/Lesbian community was held in much lower regard than today.Last edited by MultimediaMan; 28 April 2006, 23:27.Hey, Donny! We got us a German who wants to die for his country... Oblige him. - Lt. Aldo RaineComment
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