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    Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise
    was manufactured in England.


    In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled
    for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico,which was to be the next port of call
    for the great ship after its stop in New York.


    This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever
    delivered to Mexico.
    But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York.
    The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.


    The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise,
    and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss.
    Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning,
    which they still observe to this day.


    The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known,
    of course,as Sinko de Mayo.
    Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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    LOL,
    was about to check snopes - till I read the punch line
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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