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    Pickled corpse tumbles out of rum barrel



    Disgusting!


    Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

  • #2
    Interesting way to ship a body.
    Titanium is the new bling!
    (you heard from me first!)

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    • #3
      The workers commented on it having a 'special taste' and set aside a few bottles before finding out the reason. You have to wonder what happened to those bottles. I'm sure SOMEONE SOMEWHERE would be interested in what rum with a 20 year old 'spice' like that would cause. Lets hope this doesn't start a trend. I guess we'll find out in 2026
      Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
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      That special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, Or maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub-cockle area, Maybe in the liver, Maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, We don't know.

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      • #4
        but why is the rum gone?

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        • #5
          Wasn't Nelson pickled in rum?
          The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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          • #6
            Stephen Fry and the QI team tell me that that is an entertaining lie.

            Comedy quiz show in which contestants are rewarded if their answers are quite interesting.


            Fantastic show.

            uberlad
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            8 out of 10 women say they would feel no qualms about hitting a man.
            5 out of 10 referred to me by name.

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            • #7
              Bleh, that's nothing. Among many "chinese soups" (general name, doesn't have anything to do with China...only somehow related in a the shape of noodles and that the pioneer of the "market" was from SE Asia) (you know, noodles + flavour... + boiling water = soup ready) we have a kind that puts an image on the flavour bag, according to the taste.
              So in tomato soup you have tomatoes. In chicken soup - little chicken. And so on...

              In the chinese soup, on the flavour bag, there is...a Chinese. Man.

              Now...what could that mean...

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Paddy
                Wasn't Nelson pickled in rum?
                from snopes:
                The most famous instance of preservation by immersion in alcohol was the casking of the remains of Lord Nelson in the ship's brandy stores after his death during the Battle of Trafalgar in 1805. That much is true — Nelson was, in effect, pickled to get as much of him home in as decent a state as possible. But not in rum, as would later be claimed in lore. No, Nelson had been immersed in brandy for shipment home. At Gibralter the fluid was replaced with wine. According to baseless hearsay, when the barrel was opened in England, it was considerably less than full. (In reality, Nelson arrived fairly topped up.) This gave rise to the story that sailors aboard the Victory had been unwilling to let a little thing like a decomposing dead Admiral get between them and their daily swigging and thus had been siphoning off generous helpings, eventually draining the funerary cask dry. Thanks to this bit of lore, the British Navy has come to use the term "tapping the Admiral" for getting an unauthorized drink of rum via a surreptitious straw. Nelson wasn't the only famous Brit whose remains were casked in booze to get them home. When Prince Henry of Battenberg died from malaria on a British expeditionary force to West Africa in 1895, his body was transported back to England for a royal burial in an improvised tank made from biscuit tins and filled with navy rum.
                Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Nowhere
                  In the chinese soup, on the flavour bag, there is...a Chinese. Man.

                  Now...what could that mean...
                  Canibal soup ?

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