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Justice.............
A woman recently lost her husband.
She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.
Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him.
" Charles, you know that fur coat you promised me and never bought?
Well,I bought it with the insurance money."
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes and then said,
Charles, remember that new car you promised me and never bought?
Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her
fingers in the ashes, she said, "Charles, that emerald necklace
you promised me and never bought? Well, I bought it too, with the
insurance money!"
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said,"Charles,
remember that blow job I promised you? ....... Well, here it comes!"
She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.
Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him.
" Charles, you know that fur coat you promised me and never bought?
Well,I bought it with the insurance money."
She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes and then said,
Charles, remember that new car you promised me and never bought?
Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"
Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her
fingers in the ashes, she said, "Charles, that emerald necklace
you promised me and never bought? Well, I bought it too, with the
insurance money!"
Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said,"Charles,
remember that blow job I promised you? ....... Well, here it comes!"
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