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    Saw this in another forum today Cracked me up!

    Originally Posted by trouble37
    My best friend wrote my girlfriend a note that i found in her purse, it said sorry for popping your cherry, what does that mean?????




    Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

  • #2
    Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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    • #3
      ROTFLMAO
      Last edited by Technoid; 12 June 2006, 12:12. Reason: The forum is messing with uppercapps again :rolleyes:
      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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      • #4
        Burn!
        Titanium is the new bling!
        (you heard from me first!)

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        • #5
          I sure hope that's a joke... on someone's part.
          “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
          –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Jammrock
            I sure hope that's a joke... on someone's part.
            I don't think so since it was found in a guitar forum. Most people there are young.
            Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by ZokesPro
              Burn!
              Have you been watching That 70's Show?
              Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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              • #8
                Actually, it's a fairly common term, just ask my 11 yr old
                Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by gt40
                  Actually, it's a fairly common term, just ask my 11 yr old
                  the 'cherry popping' or the 'burn'?
                  /meow
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                  • #10
                    Dude, that's not even funny.
                    Ok, maybe it was.
                    *TWITCH*
                    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                    • #11
                      Oh, I do so love MURC, you guys always manage to make me smile

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Helevitia
                        Have you been watching That 70's Show?
                        You know it.
                        Titanium is the new bling!
                        (you heard from me first!)

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by gt40
                          Dude, that's not even funny.
                          Ok, maybe it was.
                          *TWITCH*
                          if you gonna start twitching you better pass along that caffiene over here. *twitch!*
                          /meow
                          Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600
                          Asus Striker ][
                          8GB Corsair XMS2 DDR2 800 (4x2GB)
                          Asus EN8800GT 512MB x2(SLI)

                          I am C4tX0r, hear me mew!

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                          • #14
                            mmmmm caffiene.
                            Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
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