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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas Adams
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Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat.
Theodore Roosevelt
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Unknown
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The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
Arthur C. Clarke
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You can observe a lot just by watching.
Yogi Berra; Berra's Law
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An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping it will eat him last.
Sir Winston Churchill
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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Arthur C. Clarke
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Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
Unknown
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It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
Arthur C. Clarke
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It ain't over till it's over.
Yogi Berra
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Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.
Putt's Law
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Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure which has no relation to reality.
Nikola Tesla
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Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
Yogi Berra
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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Jane Wagner
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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Unknown
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Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.
Marin County newspaper's TV listing for "The Wizard of Oz"
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen
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The future ain't what it used to be.
Yogi Berra
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Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.
Theodore Roosevelt
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A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
Barry Goldwater
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Justice consists not in being neutral between right and wrong, but in finding out the right and upholding it, wherever found, against the wrong.
Theodore Roosevelt
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Everything you can imagine is real.
Pablo Picasso
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No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded.
Yogi Berra
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He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Sir Winston Churchill
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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
Philip K. Dick
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You get fifteen democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions.
Senator Patrick Leahy
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Albert Einstein
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A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
Sir Winston Churchill
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A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
Unknown
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If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.
Yogi Berra
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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
Douglas Adams
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The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.
Nikola Tesla
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Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
Albert Einstein
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Science may set limits to knowledge, but should not set limits to imagination.
Bertrand Russell
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Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
Ashley Montague
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It behooves every man to remember that the work of the critic is of altogether secondary importance, and that in the end, progress is accomplished by the man who does things.
Theodore Roosevelt
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Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
Theodore Roosevelt
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All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
Ernest Rutherford
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Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice; moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.
Barry Goldwater
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Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science.
Henri Poincare
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It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
Konrad Lorenz
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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Sir Winston Churchill
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Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
Martin Luther King Jr.
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Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Hanlon's Razor
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Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Woody Allen
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Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, 'Certainly I can!' Then get busy and find out how to do it.
Theodore Roosevelt
==========
One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half.
Sir Winston Churchill
==========
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas Adams
==========
Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat.
Theodore Roosevelt
==========
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Unknown
==========
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
Arthur C. Clarke
==========
You can observe a lot just by watching.
Yogi Berra; Berra's Law
==========
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping it will eat him last.
Sir Winston Churchill
==========
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Arthur C. Clarke
==========
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
Unknown
==========
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
Arthur C. Clarke
==========
It ain't over till it's over.
Yogi Berra
==========
Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.
Putt's Law
==========
Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure which has no relation to reality.
Nikola Tesla
==========
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
Yogi Berra
==========
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
==========
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Jane Wagner
==========
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Unknown
==========
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.
Marin County newspaper's TV listing for "The Wizard of Oz"
==========
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen
==========
The future ain't what it used to be.
Yogi Berra
==========
Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.
Theodore Roosevelt
==========
A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
Barry Goldwater
==========
Justice consists not in being neutral between right and wrong, but in finding out the right and upholding it, wherever found, against the wrong.
Theodore Roosevelt
==========
Everything you can imagine is real.
Pablo Picasso
==========
No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded.
Yogi Berra
==========
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Sir Winston Churchill
==========
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
Philip K. Dick
==========
You get fifteen democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions.
Senator Patrick Leahy
==========
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Albert Einstein
==========
A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
Sir Winston Churchill
==========
A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
Unknown
==========
If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.
Yogi Berra
==========
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
Douglas Adams
==========
The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.
Nikola Tesla
==========
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
Albert Einstein
==========
Science may set limits to knowledge, but should not set limits to imagination.
Bertrand Russell
==========
Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
Ashley Montague
==========
It behooves every man to remember that the work of the critic is of altogether secondary importance, and that in the end, progress is accomplished by the man who does things.
Theodore Roosevelt
==========
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
Theodore Roosevelt
==========
All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
Ernest Rutherford
==========
Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice; moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.
Barry Goldwater
==========
Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science.
Henri Poincare
==========
It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
Konrad Lorenz
==========
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Sir Winston Churchill
==========
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
Martin Luther King Jr.
==========
Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Hanlon's Razor
==========
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Woody Allen
==========
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, 'Certainly I can!' Then get busy and find out how to do it.
Theodore Roosevelt
==========
One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half.
Sir Winston Churchill
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