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    locked 'em
    tired of hearing about it.
    arguments going in circles.
    open again on monday.
    try to get outside over the weekend - I know I am.
    smell flowers, enjoy life.

    That is all
    Juu nin to iro


    English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

  • #2
    Cheers Dan...
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    • #3
      So here I am, sitting in a wet, wet and even wetter country with no signs of improvement during the weekend. Had intendend to start some real ad-hominems, non-sequiturs and other flame-bait fights :grr:
      Thx dude. I'll rethink my subscription. It's not like I am getting any value for money here.

      "try to get outside".....geeesh

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      • #4
        "Aaargh... the sunlight... it buuurns!"

        *ahem*
        “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Jesterzwild
          "Aaargh... the sunlight... it buuurns!"
          Sasq, what have you done?!

          News from the future:

          Vampires in Stillwater?

          Associated Press News
          Aug 7, 2006


          A lazy weekend in Stillwater, OK. turned out to be like in the Hitchcock thriller movie – five bodies were found with like vampire teeth marks on their neck…. .


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          Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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          • #6
            what flowers.... i am in the middle of a desert.... .... and i hate bothe the heat and the sun...
            "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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            • #7
              What Umfriend said...

              Besides Sasq, look at the forums, they're almost dead now

              (could it be that Sasq wants to cut on bandwith/etc. usage? )

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              • #8
                Originally posted by SpiralDragon
                what flowers.... i am in the middle of a desert.... .... and i hate bothe the heat and the sun...
                Hey Spiral, haven't you heard of desert roses? I heard they smell nice
                Last edited by Elie; 6 August 2006, 20:31.

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                • #9
                  hee-hee! Several hours since the forums were re-liberated and no one has taken advantage of adding more silliness on serious subjects!
                  Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                  • #10
                    Silliness

                    Sasq's Silencer (aka: "Tired of hearing about it" spell)
                    Alteration/Enchantment
                    Level: Sor/Wiz 9
                    Components: V, S, M
                    Casting Time: 1 standard action
                    Range: Long (400 ft. + 40 ft./level)
                    Effect: See text
                    Duration: 1 week + 1 week per three levels (or See text)
                    Saving Throw: Will partial, see text
                    Spell Resistance: No

                    A magical light leaves you hand and settles on all recipients. Initial spell effect locks the mouths and fingers of recipients and thus renders them unable to speak or cast spells. The duration is as above or as determined by the spellcaster at time of casting (note: spell cannot exceed max duration noted above). There is no saving throw.

                    Second spell effect comes into play after initial effect expires. Recipients are under compulsion and can not speak or cast spells for an indefinite period or until they succeed in a Will saving throw against the spell's DC.

                    Material Component: Powdered rhubarb leaf and an adder’s stomach.

                    Knowledge Arcana Roll: (DC 25) Spell is commonly used by archmages to control rowdy apprentices and other spell casting miscreants.

                    (DC 35) History records the first use of this spell by the Archmage Sasq to reign in his feuding apprentices.

                    (DC 40) The archmage Sasq isn't really an archmage and Sasq's Silencer is really only a 1st level Lock spell.

                    Not to be confused with 'Sasq's nuker' (aka 'Sick of Hearing about it' spell) which is a 6th level Evocation [acid] spell.

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                    • #11
                      I have decided in the interests of sanity (mostly mine), those two will be closed on the weekends, so we all take a break.
                      Juu nin to iro


                      English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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                      • #12
                        Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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