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Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggieâ€, until you find a rock! -
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“Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get outâ€
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haha
"I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."Comment
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Even the wife found that amusing.“And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'†~ Merlin MannComment
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Dr. Mordrid
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An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.
I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fpsComment
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heheheWikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
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That special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, Or maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub-cockle area, Maybe in the liver, Maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, We don't know.Comment
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If women were perfect they would be better drivers - and able to avoid the accident. And if the man didn't exist there wouldn't be the perfect couple either which messes up the whole premise of the joke. That joke is full of holes - and you know why?
Women stop reading here if you don't want to be offended...
The joke was obviously written by a woman! Everyone knows female comedians suck except for a very select few.Q9450 + TRUE, G.Skill 2x2GB DDR2, GTX 560, ASUS X48, 1TB WD Black, Windows 7 64-bit, LG M2762D-PM 27" + 17" LG 1752TX, Corsair HX620, Antec P182, Logitech G5 (Blue)
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The perfect man and woman.
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