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  • A quick joke

    What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?


































































































    You can unscrew the lightbulb
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    My friend the coathanger says otherwise
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    • #3
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      • #4
        Originally posted by |Mehen|


        My friend the coathanger says otherwise
        Wow, brutal!
        Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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        • #5
          Sad part is, some of the people I know in the North End of Winnipeg (the bad end) have done basically just that (not with a coat hanger albeit, but have done it in ways equally as, well, "brutal")
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          • #6
            Why? Is abortion illegal or expensive where you live? Or do you consider a legal, early abortion done by a doctor as equally brutal?
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            • #7
              Because they don't want people to know about it, and they figure going to the doctor will get them in trouble, yet everyone ends up knowing about it anyways.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Helevitia
                Wow, brutal!
                I concur.
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                • #9
                  Here, doctors aren't allowed to tell anyone about their patients (with some exceptions, like law enforcement). This definitely goes for sixteen-year-olds as well, and, depending on the circumstances, also for fourteen-year-olds. OK, an abortion costs ~400 EUR, but it's free for the poor. And, of course, you get the pill for free if you're under 20 (or 18?).
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                  • #10
                    You have to understand though, these people aren't very bright (which may coincide with them getting pregnant)
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