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They say you can't buy happiness?
Now you can. 
Happiness
The first emotion we were able to isolate. This strong feeling brings a sense of warmth to everyone around. Happiness is the most stable emotion and currently the only one that we distribute to the public
Who we are
After 23 years of research our top scientists were able to isolate and extract the very essence of emotion. Through a process known as EEaR. We are able to condense and bottle feelings. We are proud to announce that this technology can now be used to better the world as we can pass this amazing new product on to the people who need it.
We have discovered that there is a color for every emotion, however, emotions from different sources tend to have different shades. While the happiness extracted from playful kittens is a bright yellow, happiness squeezed from baby laughter tends to be more of a darker color. As of yet we have not been able to discover why this is the case, rest assured that we have our top minds working to find out what causes this.
Who is this product for?
The man who has everything
The man who has nothing
Everyone and anyone
How to use Emotional Extracts (tm).
All extracts are extremely powerful. They give off a feeling to everyone around and should not be consumed or removed from their bottles. As emotional extracts are highly unstable, any exposure to air will take away all beneficial effects instantly.
The first emotion we were able to isolate. This strong feeling brings a sense of warmth to everyone around. Happiness is the most stable emotion and currently the only one that we distribute to the public
Who we are
After 23 years of research our top scientists were able to isolate and extract the very essence of emotion. Through a process known as EEaR. We are able to condense and bottle feelings. We are proud to announce that this technology can now be used to better the world as we can pass this amazing new product on to the people who need it.
We have discovered that there is a color for every emotion, however, emotions from different sources tend to have different shades. While the happiness extracted from playful kittens is a bright yellow, happiness squeezed from baby laughter tends to be more of a darker color. As of yet we have not been able to discover why this is the case, rest assured that we have our top minds working to find out what causes this.
Who is this product for?
The man who has everything
The man who has nothing
Everyone and anyone
How to use Emotional Extracts (tm).
All extracts are extremely powerful. They give off a feeling to everyone around and should not be consumed or removed from their bottles. As emotional extracts are highly unstable, any exposure to air will take away all beneficial effects instantly.
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