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    Dear Abby,

    My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything.

    What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
    Also, since he lost his job five years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one.

    All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and bullshits with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.

    Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

    Signed,
    Clueless



    Dear Clueless:

    Grow up and dump him.

    Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore.
    You're a United States Senator from New York.
    Act like one!



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    Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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      Ouch!!

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        Wasn't even done reading it aloud to the wife and she says, "sounds like Hilary"
        “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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