Political funny.

[Jammrock]

My wife found this and I found it awefuly funny:

http://www.nypost.com/seven/01082007/postopinion/opedcolumnists/help_wanted__righty_for_08_opedcolumnists_dick_morris__eileen_mcgann.htm

DICK MORRIS & EILEEN MCGANN looks at the four leading GOP presidential contenders in 2008 -- John McCain, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and Rudy Giuliani -- and notes:


"the only one of these guys who hasn't had multiple wives is the Mormon."



Jammrock

[Dr Mordrid]

As opposed to Bill Clinton or Jack Kennedy who didn't bother with the formality of multiple marriages

[Sasq]

divorce: the screwing you get, for the screwing you got

[Gurm]

I thought you guys didn't do multiple marriages any more, at least not ... "officially"...

[ND66]

"the only one of these guys who hasn't had multiple wives is the Mormon."



Jammrock

What's the divorce rate lately, around 75%?

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[Jammrock]

I thought you guys didn't do multiple marriages any more, at least not ... "officially"...

Officially and unofficially. Now, the little break off sects are a different story. Most Mormon men these days would say "hell no" to more than one wife these days even IF it were allowed. I love my wife, but I'd jump off a tall structure head first before I had another.

Speaking of Mormons (which inevitably leadsto Utah) ... how sad is this:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/13/salt.lake.shooting.ap/index.html

Jammrock

[Gurm]

I'm not going to pretend to be some combat-hardened tough guy, but why is it that people all COMPLETELY freak out when a few shots get fired? Inevitably in a story like this, the total shots fired works out to around a dozen, and everyone they interview says "there was all this gunfire! It was a barrage! Bullets everywhere! We were so scared!".

Am I the only one who DOESN'T panic when a gun goes off? If it's unexpected, get behind something... don't sit there screaming and quivering. Jeez...

[az]

I've never heard a gun go off in my life, so I don't know how I'd react. Screaming for attention would probably not be high on my priority list, though.