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    Joke -in bad taste

    An ugly, deformed man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

    "What are you so happy about?" asks the Bartender.

    "I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks; like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.

    Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night , all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"

    "Fantastic!" exclaimed the Bartender. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"

    "Dunno...never found the head."
    Brian (the devil incarnate)
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    LMAO! Good one
    Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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    • #3
      My kinda humor
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      • #4
        LOL
        FT.

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        • #5
          Rofl

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          • #6
            Ouache!
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            • #7
              Eek!
              "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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              • #8
                :d
                Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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                  • #10
                    hehe

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                    • #11
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                      • #12
                        I know a longer version of that joke. The punchline isn't "was she pretty?", it's "Did you get a blow job, too?"
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