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    ... Timmy woke up to the sound of construction workers outside his house...
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    ...Which suprised him as his house was in the middle of the desert of...
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    • #3
      ... Tranquility, the rather poorly named suburb of a major city in...
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      • #4
        Texass...
        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

        Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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        • #5
          ... ah, yes texas, home of the new sports team...
          Titanium is the new bling!
          (you heard from me first!)

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          • #6
            ...ironically called The Texan Titans (

            (EDIT: That's an opening parenthesis, not a typo)
            There's an Opera in my macbook.

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            • #7
              ironically, because they were in fact a team of dwarf...
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              • #8
                ... giants, because dwarf giants have unusally large ....
                Last edited by ZokesPro; 23 February 2007, 08:48.
                Titanium is the new bling!
                (you heard from me first!)

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                • #9
                  scrotum....

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                  • #10
                    which can be used as a coat in cold or wet weather...
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                    • #11
                      .)
                      FT.

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                      • #12
                        ... So anyways, the Texas Titans were facing the best team in the league the...
                        Titanium is the new bling!
                        (you heard from me first!)

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                        • #13
                          Desperate Housewives with their unbeaten record of
                          "Women don't want to hear a man's opinion, they just want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice."

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                          • #14
                            beating sixty-nine moist vinyl records with one hand-held whale-shaped fly swatter (while wearing wifebeaters).
                            There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                            • #15
                              routing the flow of this...
                              FT.

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