So I get home today and there's a letter from a collection agency. Not unusual, we were a bit naughty in our younger days. Fine. Let's see who wants money now.
"Philadelphia Pennsylvania, First Energy / Med-Co. Amount of $606.50, or settlement for $375."
I say "hmm, did we forget to pay the last month's electric when we left PA?" and call them up.
I get a very helpful lady who takes the file number and asks what my intentions are.
Me: "Well, ma'am... I'd like to know who wants the money. $600 isn't a trivial sum after all."
Her: "Of course, sir. One moment... it looks like it's a medical bill."
(pause)
Me: "Really? Interesting. We've always had insurance. What sort of medical bill is this?"
(Things are running through my head, you see. Did we forget to pay someone for something related to Logan's birth? We were switching insurance carriers. Did something go wrong? Uh-oh...)
Her: (She sounds put out here...) "Well this is an old debt. I'm not sure what information I can get."
Me: "Well I need more information than that. I can't pay $600 if I don't know who it's owed to and for what!"
Her: *SIGH* "Ok sir hold on..." (long pause) "Ok, it seems the debt is for an ambulance ride, and it's for July 20, 2000."
(pregnant pause)
Me: "Neither my wife, nor myself have ever ridden in an ambulance."
Her: "Well that's what the debt is for."
Me: "Right, I heard you. I've never been in an ambulance."
Her: "Well you'll have to take that up with the original creditor. I just collect the debts."
Me: "Fine, how do I contact them for more information. I'll need confirmation after all."
Her: "It's not my job to research this for you. This is an old debt. If you want more information you have to research it!"
(Why doesn't she want me to know who the original creditor is? The sheet I got in the mail shows this creditor, the creditor THEY bought it from, and the creditor THEY bought it from...)
Me: "Ma'am, I appreciate your situation, but this letter CLEARLY states that I can dispute by phone or in writing within 30 days and that you will then provide WRITTEN PROOF that the debt is valid. Presumably such proof would include the date and time of the incident, the company involved, where the ambulance took me, whether I was insured or not. These are normal things that are involved in this sort of debt. I just want to know who to call to figure it out. I'm certainly not paying $600 for any ambulance ride that I never took!"
Her: (losing her temper) "We don't have to provide anything!"
Me: "Funny, the letter says you have to provide documentation. Are you going to provide it?"
Her: (Yelling) "I CAN'T TALK TO YOU ANY MORE! I'M GOING TO GET MY MANAGER ON THE PHONE NOW!"
(Pause...)
(Hold Music...)
(Silence...)
(*CLICK*)
Yeah, she hung up on me when I demanded proof of the debt.
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Now, the kicker? I'm thinking I ought to call my lawyer and see about some kind of appropriate certified letter to these idiots.
Now, let's say she was wrong. Let's say that it's some stupid code, and that it's NOT an ambulance ride. If it IS a forgotten electric bill... well, I'll pay it. I'm not a shirker, or a deadbeat. But c'mon - fair is fair. Ambulance rides are covered by the HMO. And we had only been in PA for days at that point. On the 20th, I drove back to Boston and Julie drove to New Jersey to work. There's no way either one of us rode an ambulance for any reason in Philadelphia (which is an hour from where we were anyway, something I didn't mention to this lady).
Thoughts? Ideas? I'm a little concerned that these people can put some kind of mark on my credit, or sue me in some Philly small-claims court. I'd really hate to have to drive 6 hours to Philly to defend myself!
"Philadelphia Pennsylvania, First Energy / Med-Co. Amount of $606.50, or settlement for $375."
I say "hmm, did we forget to pay the last month's electric when we left PA?" and call them up.
I get a very helpful lady who takes the file number and asks what my intentions are.
Me: "Well, ma'am... I'd like to know who wants the money. $600 isn't a trivial sum after all."
Her: "Of course, sir. One moment... it looks like it's a medical bill."
(pause)
Me: "Really? Interesting. We've always had insurance. What sort of medical bill is this?"
(Things are running through my head, you see. Did we forget to pay someone for something related to Logan's birth? We were switching insurance carriers. Did something go wrong? Uh-oh...)
Her: (She sounds put out here...) "Well this is an old debt. I'm not sure what information I can get."
Me: "Well I need more information than that. I can't pay $600 if I don't know who it's owed to and for what!"
Her: *SIGH* "Ok sir hold on..." (long pause) "Ok, it seems the debt is for an ambulance ride, and it's for July 20, 2000."
(pregnant pause)
Me: "Neither my wife, nor myself have ever ridden in an ambulance."
Her: "Well that's what the debt is for."
Me: "Right, I heard you. I've never been in an ambulance."
Her: "Well you'll have to take that up with the original creditor. I just collect the debts."
Me: "Fine, how do I contact them for more information. I'll need confirmation after all."
Her: "It's not my job to research this for you. This is an old debt. If you want more information you have to research it!"
(Why doesn't she want me to know who the original creditor is? The sheet I got in the mail shows this creditor, the creditor THEY bought it from, and the creditor THEY bought it from...)
Me: "Ma'am, I appreciate your situation, but this letter CLEARLY states that I can dispute by phone or in writing within 30 days and that you will then provide WRITTEN PROOF that the debt is valid. Presumably such proof would include the date and time of the incident, the company involved, where the ambulance took me, whether I was insured or not. These are normal things that are involved in this sort of debt. I just want to know who to call to figure it out. I'm certainly not paying $600 for any ambulance ride that I never took!"
Her: (losing her temper) "We don't have to provide anything!"
Me: "Funny, the letter says you have to provide documentation. Are you going to provide it?"
Her: (Yelling) "I CAN'T TALK TO YOU ANY MORE! I'M GOING TO GET MY MANAGER ON THE PHONE NOW!"
(Pause...)
(Hold Music...)
(Silence...)
(*CLICK*)
Yeah, she hung up on me when I demanded proof of the debt.
----------------
Now, the kicker? I'm thinking I ought to call my lawyer and see about some kind of appropriate certified letter to these idiots.
Now, let's say she was wrong. Let's say that it's some stupid code, and that it's NOT an ambulance ride. If it IS a forgotten electric bill... well, I'll pay it. I'm not a shirker, or a deadbeat. But c'mon - fair is fair. Ambulance rides are covered by the HMO. And we had only been in PA for days at that point. On the 20th, I drove back to Boston and Julie drove to New Jersey to work. There's no way either one of us rode an ambulance for any reason in Philadelphia (which is an hour from where we were anyway, something I didn't mention to this lady).
Thoughts? Ideas? I'm a little concerned that these people can put some kind of mark on my credit, or sue me in some Philly small-claims court. I'd really hate to have to drive 6 hours to Philly to defend myself!
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