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    The Detroit Free Press (one of the great American papers) reviews are usually a lot closer than hacks like Ebert etc.

    Detroit Free Press review....

    * * * * (of 4)

    The few, the proud, the Spartans

    '300' turns heroic Battle of Thermopylae into a computer-enhanced visual thrill ride

    For once, the Larry King quote machines who supply the advance blurbs to the studio for their marketing campaigns will be correct.

    "300" is the first great movie of 2007, as well as the most muscular example yet of how computer technology can be used to enhance a story instead of just tarting it up.

    "300" is based on the legend of Sparta, the Greek city-state where the finest warriors in the world were bred. (A prologue showing us how this was accomplished leads one to imagine there must have been a lot of 7-year-old runaways from Sparta, but never mind.) The Spartan men who survived defended their freedom from Persian conquerors at history's most epic standoff, the Battle of Thermopylae. There, the 300 men of the title fought, to the last man, against a quarter million soldiers.

    The tale has been told many times, many ways, but the way it is told in "300" is in the style of the graphic novel of the same name by artist Frank Miller. Some of the film's most astonishing scenes are staged by director Zack Snyder exactly as they were drawn in Miller's comic. Miller was also the creator of the violent and sexual film noir fantasy "Sin City" (as well as the Batman rethink "The Dark Knight") and was credited as codirector of the film version of "Sin City."

    Its primary appeal was to fanboys and comic book collectors who reveled in seeing one of their favorite titles faithfully rendered, but "300" will appeal to mainstream moviegoers. It is a classically told tale of courage and sacrifice, one that is visually stunning.

    As with "Sin City," the actors -- including Gerard Butler as blustery King Leonidas, Lena Headey as his supportive and sensuous queen and Dominic West as the manipulative politician Theron -- did their emoting against a blue screen.

    All the backgrounds, from Sparta's interiors and exteriors to the gloriously rugged mountain bottleneck where Leonidas conspires to trap his enemies, were filled in later by artists. It allowed them to create a hyper-stylized past that is alternately harsh and breathtakingly beautiful.

    The Spartans all have the immaculately ripped torsos of supermen. The withered, diseased Ephors are nightmarishly repulsive as they ogle the Playmate-proportioned Oracle Girl (Kelly Craig). And the deformed outcast Ephialtes (Andrew Tiernan) is somehow made more human by a grotesque rendering that could probably not be achieved by even the finest of Hollywood makeup artists.

    As for Xerxes (Rodrigo Santoro), the Persian general-king who has declared himself a god on earth, he certainly looks to be not of this earth: Glammed up like the sexually ambiguous Pharaoh of Pluto -- or at least the Pluto float in the Intergalactic Gay Day Parade -- he shimmers when he descends from his slave-powered traveling Casbah, an effect that is superbly skin-crawling

    The first section of the film has Leonidas confronted by the Persian emissary who delivers the news that Sparta must surrender its autonomy or be crushed. Leonidas quickly disregards the don't-kill-the-messenger rule. His strong commitment -- romantic and instinctual -- to the equally defiant and brave queen is also made evident here, most obviously in some of the most erotic lovemaking seen in any Hollywood film in a long time.

    The rest of "300" is given to Leonidas' decision to take his 300 finest warriors on a "stroll" to the mountains, the ensuing and treacherous trek to the battlefield he has chosen and to the battles of the three-day stand.

    The script draws from historical and mythological accounts, albeit filtered through Miller's fantastical imagination. As his vision builds in intensity and savagery, crazed giants, maniacal beasts and a lumbering contingent of elephants must be dealt with by the strongest, the most skilled and, above all, the most committed to the freedom of man.

    None of this is subtle. Butler, who is clearly in possession of all the magnetism that was woefully absent in his work in "The Phantom of the Opera," is a classic and uncomplicated hero to root for, while West is a hiss-worthy villain. The battles are bloody and gory, but rousing and righteous. The advertising tag line for "300" is taken from Leonidas' famous call to his troops: "Prepare for glory." The moviegoer must only prepare to be wowed.
    Dr. Mordrid
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    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

  • #2
    I'm going to take three employees to see it at the IMAX theatre down the street at the 1pm show.
    P.S. You've been Spanked!

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    • #3
      Another, different review: http://www.slate.com/id/2161450?
      (gosh I'm an old fuddy-duddy)

      A Movie Only a Spartan Could Love
      The battle epic 300.
      By Dana Stevens
      Posted Thursday, March 8, 2007, at 7:15 PM ET

      If 300, the new battle epic based on the graphic novel by Frank Miller and Lynn Varley, had been made in Germany in the mid-1930s, it would be studied today alongside The Eternal Jew asa textbook example of how race-baiting fantasy and nationalist myth can serve as an incitement to total war. Since it's a product of the post-ideological, post-Xbox 21st century, 300 will instead be talked about as a technical achievement, the next blip on the increasingly blurry line between movies and video games. Directed by Zack Snyder, whose first feature film was the 2004 makeover of the horror classic Dawn of the Dead, 300 digitally re-creates the Battle of Thermopylae in 480 B.C., where, according to classical history and legend, the Spartan king Leonidas led a force of only 300 men against a Persian enemy numbering in the hundreds of thousands. The comic fanboys who make up 300's primary audience demographic aren't likely to get hung up on the movie's historical content, much less any parallels with present-day politics. But what's maddening about 300 (besides the paralyzing monotony of watching chiseled white guys make shish kebabs from swarthy Persians for 116 indistinguishable minutes) is that no one involved—not Miller, not Snyder, not one of the army of screenwriters, art directors, and tech wizards who mounted this empty, gorgeous spectacle—seems to have noticed that we're in the middle of an actual war. With actual Persians (or at least denizens of that vast swath of land once occupied by the Persian empire).
      In interviews, Snyder insists that he "really just wanted to make a movie that is a ride"—a perfectly fine ambition for any filmmaker, especially one inspired by the comics. And visually, 300 is thrilling, color-processed to a burnished, monochromatic copper, and packed with painterly, if static, tableaux vivants. But to cast 300 as a purely apolitical romp of an action film smacks of either disingenuousness or complete obliviousness. One of the few war movies I've seen in the past two decades that doesn't include at least some nod in the direction of antiwar sentiment, 300 is a mythic ode to righteous bellicosity. In at least one way, the film is true to the ethos of ancient Greece: It conflates moral excellence and physical beauty (which, in this movie, means being young, white, male, and fresh from the gyms of Brentwood).
      Here are just a few of the categories that are not-so-vaguely conflated with the "bad" (i.e., Persian) side in the movie: black people. Brown people. Disfigured people. Gay men (not gay in the buff, homoerotic Spartan fashion, but in the effeminate Persian style). Lesbians. Disfigured lesbians. Ten-foot-tall giants with filed teeth and lobster claws. Elephants and rhinos (filthy creatures both). The Persian commander, the god-king Xerxes (Rodrigo Santoro) is a towering, bald club fag with facial piercings, kohl-rimmed eyes, and a disturbing predilection for making people kneel before him.
      Meanwhile, the Spartans, clad in naught but leather man-briefs, fight under the stern command of Leonidas (Gerard Butler), whose warrior ethic was forged during a childhood spent fighting wolves in the snow. Leonidas likes to rally the troops with bellowed speeches about "freedom," "honor," and "glory," promising that they will be remembered for having created "a world free from mysticism and tyranny." (The men's usual response, a fist-pumping "A-whoo! A-whoo!" sounds strangely fratty.) But Leonidas is not above playing the tyrant himself. When a messenger from Xerxes arrives bearing news Leonidas doesn't like, he hurls the man, against all protocol, down a convenient bottomless well in the center of town. "This is blasphemy! This is madness!" says the messenger, pleading for his life. "This is Sparta," Leonidas replies. So, if Spartan law is defined by "whatever Leonidas wants," what are the 300 fighting for, anyway? And why does that sound depressingly familiar?
      Another of the Spartans' less-than-glorious customs is the practice of eugenics, hurling any less-than-perfect infant off a cliff onto a huge pile of baby skeletons. Unfortunately for the 300 at Thermopylae, this system of racial cleansing isn't foolproof: One deformed hunchback, Ephialtes (Andrew Tiernan), manages to make it to adulthood and begs Leonidas for a chance to serve Sparta in the 300. Sure enough, when he's turned down, the hunchback confirms his moral weakness by accepting Xerxes' offer to join ranks with the Persians.
      Meanwhile, back home in Sparta, Leonida's wife, Gorgo (Lena Headey), engages in some plot-padding political intrigue with the evil Theron (The Wire's Dominic West, looking particularly risible in classical drapery). Theron wants to persuade the Spartan council not to send reinforcements to the desperately outnumbered 300 (what is he, a Democrat?). The noble and sexy Gorgo finally gives herself to Theron in exchange for a chance to persuade the council. "This will not be over quickly," the villain warns as he pins her against a temple pillar. "You will not enjoy this." It might have been Zack Snyder himself whispering in my ear, and he would have been right.
      Dana Stevens is Slate's movie critic. You can write her at movies@thehighsign.net.
      Chuck
      秋音的爸爸

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      • #4
        HotAir's comments on the Slate review:

        The blockquote would have been longer except that fair use only allows me so much. I had to leave out the stuff about eugenics and fascist aesthetics, the griping about how the movie doesn’t so much as feint in the direction of anti-war sentiment (in a story about Sparta?), and her heart-ache over the absence of any overt political message given how “depressingly familiar” it is that the Spartan king feels himself entitled to kill people at will.

        Which I guess is her way of saying that if you see this and enjoy it, you might be a redneck.

        I wasn’t going to go, but now that she’s turned it into a blue state/red state thing, I sort of feel obliged. Good work, Dana.
        P.S. You've been Spanked!

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        • #5
          Reading through the Slate review, I could help but think, "It's a movie based on a graphic novel by Frank Miller, what exactly were you expecting?"

          Some people just lack the ability to sit-back and enjoy a movie for what it is.
          “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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          • #6
            It's a 125% military film, which unless it's written for the peaceniks Slate will never approve of.
            Dr. Mordrid
            ----------------------------
            An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

            I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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            • #7
              I just got back. It's a great movie. 'nuff said.
              P.S. You've been Spanked!

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              • #8
                Sparta was a warrior society. They trained from their first steps to kill people. Hello. Anyone who thinks this movie should be anything else but a bloodbath doesn't know a thing about Sparta, warfare, or Frank Miller.
                “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                • #9
                  After seeing the movie the only criticism I have of the review Doc posted is that Kelly Craig is not "Playmate-proportioned". Don't get me wrong. She's a very lovely girl and probably much more my type than your average playmate anyway.

                  Lena Headey is amazingly beautiful in this film as well.
                  P.S. You've been Spanked!

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                  • #10
                    Saw 300 today on Imax. One word....

                    WICKED!


                    Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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                    • #11
                      First box office reports are in: it's HUGE.

                      LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - The ultra-bloody warrior film "300," about a legendary battle between the Spartans and Persians, seemed headed for U.S. box-office glory on Friday with sell-out crowds flocking to early showings.

                      Imax, the giant-screen movie chain, reported that all 57 of its 12:01 a.m. Friday screenings of the Warner Bros. film had sold out as its advance ticket sales for the weekend hit a new record for the month of March.

                      "We had the most amazing night," said Greg Foster, chairman and president of Imax Filmed Entertainment, adding that many Imax theaters arranged 2:30 a.m. shows at the last minute to accommodate fans who failed to get into the midnight showings.

                      Many of the rest of the nation's 600 theaters with early morning shows also played to capacity crowds, said Dan Fellman, domestic distribution president for the Time Warner Inc.-owned studio.

                      "They were flocking everywhere, not just to Imax," he told Reuters.


                      While overnight business accounted for a fraction of the more than 3,100 North American theaters where "300" was opening on Friday, the early surge at the multiplex was a strong indicator that the film was poised for a robust first weekend.

                      Some box-office analysts predicted "300" could finish the weekend in the $50 million range, an impressive achievement for a March opening given the film's "R" rating and lack of stars.
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                      Last edited by Dr Mordrid; 10 March 2007, 02:38.
                      Dr. Mordrid
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                      An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                      I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by schmosef View Post
                        I'm going to take three employees to see it at the IMAX theatre down the street at the 1pm show.

                        Im so envious, I have to go and take a pee.

                        Back.

                        Darn. I dont know when Id get the opportunity to see this, let alone in a proper theater.


                        ~~DukeP~~

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Jessterw View Post
                          Reading through the Slate review, I could help but think, "It's a movie based on a graphic novel by Frank Miller, what exactly were you expecting?"

                          Some people just lack the ability to sit-back and enjoy a movie for what it is.
                          Couldnt agree more.

                          I deplore political correctness.

                          I mean - I dont go around saying I hate jews. But neither do I insert "I love all men, be they jews, negros or <insert favorite ethnic group>" in every other sentence.

                          I know Im known for being rather blunt. But thats MY prerogative (at least I claim it as mine).

                          ~~DukeP~~

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                          • #14
                            See this is a movie I wouldn't go see on a bet.
                            But the reviews are interesting.
                            (ps : I thought complaining about it's lacking an anti war message was stupid too.)
                            (pps: @Doc it's 98% fantasy, umm... 27% military )


                            ...
                            In Snyder's defense, 300 isn't really a movie about a battle at all. It's a movie about a graphic novel about a movie about a battle. "It's not trying to be reality," Snyder says. "The blood is treated like paint, like paint on a canvas. It's not Saving Private Ryan. It's something else." Maybe that's the only way to make a war movie right now, or at least, the only way to make a war movie that's not an antiwar movie. 300 turns the ugliest human spectacle imaginable into something beautiful, and it's to the movie's credit that it doesn't confuse what it's doing with anything real. Onscreen, death actually has meaning that it often lacks in life. Conflict isn't complicated. Motivation is clear. "With 300, the why is obvious," Snyder says, "and that's a thing that maybe doesn't even exist in real life. Maybe when it happened it wasn't even that clear. That's why it's a piece of mythology. It's what we would hope for." 300 is a vision of war as ennobling and morally unambiguous and spectacularly good-looking. That's one hell of a special effect.
                            Chuck
                            秋音的爸爸

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                            • #15
                              Just saw this with my sister. It was a thrilling ride and I'll probably see it again. Are there 'hidden' message? When isn't there? I had fun though and it was worht a watch.
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