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    ....that Keith Richards is wacko;

    Article....

    Keith Richards: 'I snorted my father'

    LONDON (AP) — Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all.

    In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.

    "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

    "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

    Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.

    Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.

    "I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.

    "I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.

    "I was No. 1 on the 'who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.
    Dr. Mordrid
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    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

  • #2
    Hm...real life imitating comics:

    Constantine made one of his enemies "snort" his fathers ashes (not Constantine's father) once.

    Or perhaps Keith Richards was just high wile reading that issue of Hellblazer
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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    • #3
      Or Richards actually thinks he's Constantine
      Dr. Mordrid
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      An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

      I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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      • #4
        some people believe anything

        BBC, News, BBC News, news online, world, uk, international, foreign, british, online, service

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        • #5
          Or his manager went apoplectic, told the PR guy and now they're scrambling like hell.

          IMO still up for grabs.
          Dr. Mordrid
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          An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

          I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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