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    The WalMart Greeter

    As I was retrieving a shopping cart in Wal-Mart yesterday a particularly unkempt,
    unattractive and mean spirited woman who actually reeked of body odor pushed me aside.

    Shoving past me, the woman snarled at her kids, almost knocking another
    older lady down, grabbed the first cart and swung it around, hitting an older
    man working there as a Wal-Mart Greeter.

    As she pulled the cart away from the Greeter's stomach, in a kind and
    friendly voice the Greeter said, while gesturing towards the two children
    "Are they twins?"

    Glaring at him she snapped back saying, "No you old fool, the brat's 9
    and the little witch is 7, are you so blind you think they look alike?"

    "No," calmly replied the Greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice".

    God loves those old people.
    "Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"
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      ...... THAT is awesome
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        Is this a joke or a true first hand story?
        “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
        –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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        • #5
          What is a "WalMart Greeter" ?
          If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

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          • #6
            a walmart greeter is a person hired to just welcome people to the store as they enter. That is it.. sometimes point out sales and direct you to the shopping carts
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Tjalfe View Post
              a walmart greeter is a person hired to just welcome people to the store as they enter. That is it.. sometimes point out sales and direct you to the shopping carts

              Typically they are cute elderly people or disabled people. Thus providing a job for people who normally might not be able to do much for Walmart. It's one of the few good things about Walmart.
              “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
              –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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