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    Hi folks.

    My wife and I are thinking about taking a trip to Australia this year for our tenth anniversary. We have some ideas on where to go, but would love to get suggestions from people who know the area better (ie, at all ). We haven't set exact dates, but we're limited by a conference I need to go to in the middle of July and the school year starting up in the middle of August, so something like 14-20 days between July 20-ish and August 12-ish.

    Here's what we have so far:
    1) Sydney, of course. Since the flight arrives there and it's about 6000 hours long, we'll want to rest up a bit. We've heard of a couple of things there - mainly the Opera house and the Harbour tour / bridge walk (if that's still being done). We're interested in "real" things, not "tourist attractions", so some museums would be cool, but not things like Madame Tussaud's ...

    2) Snorkeling / diving the Great Barrier Reef. We're not big divers, but the reef is a big draw for us. Snorkeling, glass-bottomed boats, some of the other excursion things - they all look awesome. If anyone knows of places to go that the tourists don't usually get to, places where the whales / turtles / other beasties are more plentiful, or less glitzy / more authentic tours, that would be great.

    3) A few days driving in the countryside with a 4 wheel drive camper. Maybe in the northern area near Townsville / Cairns. We'd love to see the stars in the (mostly) wilderness. Are there are natural wonders to definitely see, or "badlands" to avoid?

    We're also interested in doing some sort of volunteer thing while we're there, from picking up trash on the reef to helping build houses or something. I haven't done any research on this aspect yet, but if there are places to do something good for someone, we're game. As long as it doesn't take the whole vacation of course

    Any other travel tips would be great also - which towns are better to fly into (near the reef), which car rental places are better, restaurants to use / avoid, bus / train travel, ...

    Of course, money is an issue. The less we spend, the more we get to keep. Just getting there is pretty expensive, so the further we can stretch our funds the better.

    Thanks for any suggestions
    - Steve

  • #2
    Already posted here before, hope it'll be helpful:
    These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and obviously the answers came from a fellow Aussie. (between brackets the country where the question was coming from)

    1. Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow (UK).
    A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

    2. Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the streets? (USA)
    A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking.

    3. Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney. Can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
    A: Sure, it’s only three thousand miles, take lots of water with you.

    4. Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
    A: So it’s true what they say about Swedes.

    5. Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed porpoise (Italy)
    A: Let’s not touch this one.

    6. Q: Are there any ATM’s (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
    A: What did your last slave die of?

    7. Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
    A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the pacific, which does not…… oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked!

    8. Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
    A: Face South and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we’ll send you the rest of the directions.

    9. Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
    A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

    10. Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys’ Choir schedule? (USA)
    A: Aus-tria is that quaint little country bordering Ger-ma-ny, which is…. oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked!

    11. Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
    A: No, WE don’t stink!

    12. Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
    A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

    13. Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK)
    A: You are a British politician, right?

    14. Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
    A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

    15. Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
    A: only at Christmas.

    16. Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
    A: Not yet, but for you, we’ll import them!

    17. Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
    A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter gatherers. Milk is illegal.

    18. Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
    A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

    19. Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It’s a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
    A: It’s called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

    20. Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA)
    A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.

    21. Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
    A: Yes, but you’ll have to learn it first.
    "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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    • #3
      That's a riot
      “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
      –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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      • #4
        Heh - those are funny.

        At least I'd still be able to identify Australia, even if it is labeled Iraq, France, North Korea ...

        - Steve

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        • #5
          Yeah, it's that tiny island off the coast of New Zealand...


          “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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          • #6
            LOL!



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            Diplomacy, it's a way of saying “nice doggie”, until you find a rock!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Jessterw View Post
              Yeah, it's that tiny island off the coast of New Zealand...



              Must not take the bait......Must not take the bait.... Oh, who am i kidding...

              You know, there was talk a while back of New Zealand becoming a state of Australia, but we figured there was no need as we already had more of them living here in Bondi than live in their entire country.
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              Bored Yet?

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              • #8
                And the many dangerous snakes, especially those standing on 2 legs
                Brian (the devil incarnate)

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